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Overthinking everything, even this header.

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Not to be seen or heard.

[Muiz🥶 @muizmind]

I’m a man of modest income pls

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Ebu young chaps mki ingia into some money mjibuyie nice things msikue impressed na mediocrity

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Add beba and chai ya saa kumi

[Auntie Crepes @Nyamburah_]

Okay, since this is getting lots of bookmarks, mseme kama niwasondekee playlist

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Haha

[greenflagnami🍯 @itsmungaa]

Na mtu akitaka kupata kazi anafanya nini 😭😭

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Kabaya

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

i understand those guys who leak national secrets now

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Weird,caretakers refusal till you come with one of their guys haha

[Miss Chanandler Bong #7 #8 🇵🇹 @Fernanchh]

Idgaf, what do you mean you want to charge me 2k because I want to view an apartment?????? Why are we even normalizing this nonsense??? People don’t have the luxury to pay every time they are to view an apartment. A whole 2k? Hii ni uwizi buanaaaaaa.

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Told my brother some tea a few days ago and he barely responded. Today he phoned me with very specific questions and follow ups. I love how obvious it is that he told his wife and couldn’t answer anything she wanted to know 😭

[DelSavy ✨ @delcyn_savannah]

One thing about kujituma and having a great work ethic is that the universe has no choice but to respect the effort. So things will fall into place, it’s only a matter of time ✨

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hahaha

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

@Judykariuk6921 Lord forbid a man buys chocolates for street kids on his way home 😭

[Ernest Coleman @cole__xy]

Cocaine 1-0 HIV

[Edem Goget’em @iamedem]

Instead of training for the World Cup ..You are busy saying “Go bek “ Go bek”

[🆘 @konosswaah]

You let your side hoe, who cannot even spell 'satisfies' have the audacity to text your main, your princess, being all mean? What a failure of character and leadership!

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Huyo ako na bouncing castle back left

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

What’s crazy to me is Hakuna mtu anasema ohh helmet ohh this oh that but wacha kiguta aendeshe baisikeli bila karibu mnipige 😭

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

ukiwa reliable unakumbukangwa tu siku za crisis.

nobody chills tu and thinks of you any other time

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Nobody tells you how hard it is to rewire your brain so you can allow amazing things to happen to you after so much trauma or hurt. Blessings exist, good people exist, a softer life exists. Let it happen.

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

The only way to protect your car from theft is adoptin what our parents used to do...removing something that will inconvenience them....make it a habit ya kuchomoa ignition fuse anywhere you don't trust... or more so remove a whole coil completely 😂

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

In 2001, Zimbabwe was knee-deep in famine. Mugabe woke up, ordered luxury vehicles worth over $400 million, to be delivered at a cost of $4.4 million.

In the same year, Nigeria started a space agency at a cost of $6.7 million, and an annual budget of well over 250 billion naira. Almost 10% of its population was sleeping hungry.

It's a special breed of stupidity we brew down here.

[Jason Applebaum @Jason______A]

I have a friend with a 130ft yacht. One day we were chilling on it …

I said “I need to own this boat someday”

He said “no it’s too big, hard to find dock space, to much crew. The best boat I ever had was my 90ft”

I said “so sell this and buy a 90ft”

He said “fuck that, I’ll sell this for a 190ft”

That was the moment it hit me.

He won’t ever be satisfied with all his shit and striving to his level means I am not satisfied with all my shit.

We will both forever be on the Hedonic Treadmill.