gaba

bout to go from ashy to classy

[gaba @pey_gat]

Guy starting a conversation with me at the bar about his green beret cousin and I can’t tell him to leave me alone or else I’ll seem unpatriotic (im unpatriotic)

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Cleveland Browns traded all those picks and gave a fully guaranteed $230 million contract to a sexual predator just to have 38-year-old Joe Flacco come off his couch and be the best QB the team has seen in 25 years

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

JUST IN: : Another US Congressman has traded stocks before the start of the Middle East Conflict, stocks that benefit directly from war.

Representative Markwayne Mullin disclosed purchasing up to $50,000 of Raytheon, $RTX, on Sept 13.

He sits on the Committee of Armed Services.

[Jack Ferrara @jack4ara]

My only regret is how well-behaved I was in elementary school. Looking back there were not any real consequences and I could have had way more fun

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

WHT IF U WHERE AT THE DINNER TABLE ON THANKSGIVIN AND GEORGE BUSH..........JUMPED OUTTA YO TURKEY...WHT WOULD U DO? HAHA

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

I already paid off my loans but I'm happy no one has to suffer like me!!!!

[gaba @pey_gat]

@crotchner $24 well🥲

[gaba @pey_gat]

#NewProfilePic

[ovonandy @uhnonduh]

y’all weren’t OFWGKTA teenagers and it shows

[📱Toshiba Handibook📱 @MikeBuckets]

Titans Defense

[gaba @pey_gat]

Fuck

[gaba @pey_gat]

Is getting a Betty white tattoo on my ass too much

[A$AP HAMS @Noahham]

y’all worried bout the ball droppin at 12 when y’all should be worried bout 12 droppin the ball every day

[Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff]

Vaccinating the entire world would be nice but where are we gonna find $7 billion

[AJ FERGUSON @tombo__67]

Watch out ladies! Someone bout to “Merry Christmas” his way into some Coochie. Stay vigilant

[gaba @pey_gat]

@Noahham That’s right baby

[gaba @pey_gat]

#MyTwitterAnniversary