the dank king

26 // ♍ // Surrender to the waiting worlds that lap against our side

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My three, very festive moods.

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@pinkspaghettios Nah. All Heath and I need was our pool. And we went to Dubai, sooooooo...

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Played a game of Life and I may have lost, but I was a race car driver, married to Heath, and we had twins, a boy and a girl, so uhhhhhh. I don't consider that much of a loss. Screw you, @pinkspaghettios

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@officerCarver @pinkspaghettios I DON'T NEED TO BE HERE FOR THIS.

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@pinkspaghettios @officerCarver Gross.

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@pinkspaghettios @officerCarver I'm going to block you. You hurt my feelings.

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@pinkspaghettios @officerCarver

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@pinkspaghettios @officerCarver Are you calling me a hussy?

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@pinkspaghettios @officerCarver ... Nah, he loves you lots. He talks about you all the time still.

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@officerCarver @pinkspaghettios ... I would need to ask my girlfriend first.

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@pinkspaghettios @officerCarver Wait wat

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@pinkspaghettios @officerCarver He likes my cooking too, for the record. ❤❤❤

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@officerCarver @pinkspaghettios Thank you, babe. 😘

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@pinkspaghettios Uhhhhhh. No??? You know what, I claim Heath too. He's my boyfriend now.

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@pinkspaghettios She's too good for you.

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@pinkspaghettios I could take you on just for calling Elise your girlfriend.

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Oh worm??? I'm 26 now.

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@milkxsyrup 3 okay?

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@milkxsyrup Shit. I totally forgot to bring you your birthday burrito. It's still in my fridge. I'll make you a new one.

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Haven't had a good relaxing night in in awhile. Cranking up some tunes. About to pass out. Feels good, man.