elodymay

How dare we sit quietly, and watch the world pass us by // 24 // NSFW // ♔

[elodymay @pinkspaghettios]

4 years on Twitter?????

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hot damn I’m old af

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@peyoteroad Nah. We did.

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@peyoteroad I married Elise, was a lawyer, we had 5 kids, lived in a teepee and won the best family award. I think we won.

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@peyoteroad @officerCarver Yes you do. Heath can’t carry me anyways.

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@officerCarver @peyoteroad Who says I’m downstairs...? Maybe I’m on a bus to Poughkeepsie now.

[elodymay @pinkspaghettios]

@officerCarver @peyoteroad ... N...o...

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@officerCarver @peyoteroad 😭 I’m packing and going home to my Ma and Daddy.

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@peyoteroad @officerCarver You stole my boyfriend. 😭

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@peyoteroad @officerCarver Yeah, I said it, you hussy.

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@peyoteroad @officerCarver A home wrecking hussy.

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@peyoteroad @officerCarver Yes.

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@peyoteroad @officerCarver Wow, I don’t need his mistress telling me that. I’m even more insulted and offended.

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@peyoteroad @officerCarver I’m leaving Heath. He doesn’t love me anymore.

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@officerCarver @peyoteroad Yes.

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@officerCarver With this trash @peyoteroad

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@officerCarver You do. You replaced me and Mojo Jojo And Mr. Beasley. 😭

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@officerCarver You like Nicholaus more. 😢

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@officerCarver Well, maybe that’ll teach you to appreciate my blowjobs more

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Remember when I left you, @officerCarver???