petitedoll.

[TC @totalcristiano]

And I would chose you again and again.

[TC @totalcristiano]

I will forever love you.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

That has to be the most entertaining 0-0 draw I’ve watched in my life

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

The Cristiano Ronaldo cycle:

Doubts.
Criticism.
“He’s finished.”
Goals
Silence.

Repeat for 20 years🐐

[Rai🇵🇸 @raiisdeadd]

Noticed how no fucking one is comparing him to Messi and the entire fanbase is just calmly celebrating his moment without bringing anyone else? That's how you know you chose the right one.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

The dopamine of scrolling through twitter when Cristiano Ronaldo scores

[tumi @tumifuego]

how it feels opening twitter today as a ronaldo fan

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

They don't want people to figure out that if they just get off their arse they can fix their own community in 2 weeks. They want you to keep paying them taxes so they can fix your community for you. In 3 years. Maybe. Probably not.

[t @tundemoore_xx]

“I love Ronaldo but…” just go stan whoever you want man nobody force you. till death do us part here.

[wisebaba @Wizebaba]

My point is you love Messi and you've so many sweet memories why you love him and that's exactly how Ronaldo fans feel about Ronaldo.

So stop making the gullible ones feel stupid for seeing him as the goat when you don't even understand the type of joy and ecstasy he gave to them.

You want Ronaldo to match Messi's last night hattrick, but the assignment wey Ronaldo give Messi and every other player for UCL, nobody don fit match am till date.

You can only tickle the gullible ones shaaa

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“Accept Messi is the GOAT” for scoring a hatrick against Algeria

Did you accept Ronaldo was the GOAT when he scored a hatrick against Spain ?

Clowns 😂😂😂

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Here’s his face coz BBC clearly didn’t want to tweet it.
The usual suspects.

[Nat ✨ FREE 🇵🇸 @loopzoooop]

that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt

[. @agodliveshere]

It's amazing the kinds of things you can get away with when your skin is white.

Nigerian, Indian and Bangladeshi students who actually pay their fees despite it being x5 higher than what is required for British and EU students are the problem. They are the ones holding Britain back.

[⚭ @fraudfemme]

its too much advice on tiktok.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Nelson Mandela of South Africa 🇿🇦 was hidden in Nigeria from the apartheid Govt for 6 months by former Nigerian Minister, Mbazulike Amaechi in 1963.

South Africans former President Thabo Mbeki lived in Nigeria from 1977-84.

🇳🇬 Jaja Wachuku saved Mandela from the death penalty in 1963/1964.

We remember 💔

[🃏 @rafmelhor]

Couldn’t touch him in his prime, now they’re nitpicking a 41-year-old. https://t.co/edYrwvr2mx

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

I swear I actually miss the BBC Three days, Sun sex and suspicious parents, murdered by my boyfriend, world's strictest parents, Snog, Married, Avoid.. the list could go on.