peyton

sunflower seed enthusiast

[peyton @peyton12lee]

@pomelopirate people probably think it’s IBS sorry 🫣

[peyton @peyton12lee]

I have auto updates off for my apps for the sole reason of preventing things like Twitter turning to X but it undownloaded itself and when I redownloaded it a heinous logo replaced my beloved bird :(

[peyton @peyton12lee]

@pomelopirate think of it as my bday weekend extravaganza instead

[peyton @peyton12lee]

society has officially crumbled, my pickup order was stolen before I got there :(

[peyton @peyton12lee]

why is it so embarrassing to have the fastest windshield wipers on the freeway?

[peyton @peyton12lee]

the 1978 Star Wars holiday special will be my personality for the rest of my life

[Haley @haleybrouwer]

brb crying over Gareth Bale retiring

[peyton @peyton12lee]

@karlwinter23 Denver airport is my least favorite place on earth that bad boy is haunted and scary!

[peyton @peyton12lee]

@ryannnie @eating_pants_ @LeeBrinna ouch 🤕

[peyton @peyton12lee]

after landing in Texas it took legit 1 minute to see a whataburger and an actual cowboy

[peyton @peyton12lee]

this is your sign to unsubscribe from all the email lists you are on, it is truly liberating

[peyton @peyton12lee]

@tikvahstopthat well now I am so curious

[amandizzle ☀️ @amanddork]

listen to this nonsense: anyone who was at pepp in nov 2018 still has to be a normal human being this week

[peyton @peyton12lee]

I didn’t see owning 2 cars for a month on my 2022 bingo but here we are (someone buy Betty she needs a loving home)

[peyton @peyton12lee]

@TheLaughingCow https://t.co/Qo7Zmgn7FM 👀👀

[peyton @peyton12lee]

I kinda wanted @TheLaughingCow to comment on my insta post but it’s fine I’m fine :/

[peyton @peyton12lee]

getting recognized from middle school at the bar is so humbling

[peyton @peyton12lee]

messaging my coworkers like “bestie I hate to tell you this but your system’s alarm is going off 🫣😬” as if they’re not 50 with kids my same age

[peyton @peyton12lee]

my dad thought that taking a picture of the dress on his phone would make me, my mom, and my sister see blue and black