Peyton

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum 👊🏼

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

@naturallight @CashApp $peytonm #nattysb #Sweepstakes

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

If @PostMalone wanted to donate some of his crocs cash to my student loan debt, I’d be se grateful

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

Shoutout to Wes from @NailedIt cause he’s adorable and he pushes a prize cart v well 😍

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

Drinking Meadowcroft wine and eating homemade tortilla chips contemplating life

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

Shoutout to @Discover for making sure my $105 aldi purchase was mine...lol haven’t been grocery shopping in a while 😂🤭

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

@AldiUSA why do a large # of your plastic products have this #recycle 😤👎🌳🌎♻️

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

looked up @CWJaneTheVirgin outfits cause here i thought they were all from target AND THEY ARE NOT

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

ATTN: i have been doing homework at work for the last 10hrs and not even caught up 🙀

[mike deestro 🍿 @mikedeestro]

my millennial tombstone will read: omg. literally dead.

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

It’s gonna be a loooong mf day if trying to stay awake while doing homework. Oh yea and waiting for calls

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

AND I JUST SPENT 14+ HOURS DOING WERK I DONT GET PAID FOR OKAY

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

PLS TELL ME WHY i leave the house before my roommates wake up and come home and they are already asleep 😑

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

Jesus. Someone has fucking authority issues tho. Just don’t be a dick to me and i won’t be one back. It’s the year of new Peyton and she says whatever the fuck she wants

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

MY MF HAMSTRINGS FOLKS. IM DYING

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

If someone could buy me and air fryer and/or contacts I’d be grateful

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

LITERALLY HAD TEN CENTS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT BEFORE I GOT PAID HOW AM I LIVING THIS CLOSE TO THE EDGE

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

When you hear peeps you like at your work at Trump supporters and it’s like that’s fine i still like you but also like dang it stahp 😖

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Hey @nra please stay the fuck away from Leslie Knope. https://t.co/Lr2HCeN7qp

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

ALL I WANT IS MY RX TO BE MAIL ORDERED BUT I DONT HAVE THE TIME TO SIT ON HOLD CAUSE I NEED TO SLEEP CAUSE IM A GRANDMA

[Peyton @peytonaroni]

Sleeping in and i wake up at 8:45. I’m so old 👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼