Peyton Williams

[WomanAgainstFeminism @NoToFeminism]

I don't need fimeme I love that lots of men are in charge of women's reproductive choices it is so calming & allows me time to do crosswords

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

Saw @DiRealShaggy in concert tonight. It was pretty boombastic.

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

Yeah... I live here. It's pretty great. http://t.co/TudW4XrhxK

[Seth Green @SethGreen]

"Oh yeah Dumpster Babies was a great one." #ThingsOverheardAtBreakfast

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

Watermelon and crullers! http://t.co/ga7LMiOT66

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

What the hell happened to Welch's Grape Soda?

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

I think one of my dad's employees has a form of Tourette's where every minute he breaks into song and character catchphrases.

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

At Bass Pro with dad to get shoes. Didn't get shoes. Got a canoe.

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

Dragonflies look like little helicopters

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

Sex is a lot like Mario Kart, you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

I kind of love 13 Going On 30.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A fetus can feel their mother's orgasm.

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

I was making horrid faces in snapchat and got a kink in my neck and now I can't move my head #thedangersofselfies

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

"Wait up, I'm goin' outside to smoke somma dat wit chu." What kind of ghetto salon is this?

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

The sylist has a serious hangover. She went and took a nap in the back room and came out to bum money for a soda. There are 5 people waiting

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

Also, the fuck is up with this air pump at the gas station

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

Having to wait half an hour at the salon while the stylist does her own hair. #thehell

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

Just about sneezed out my retainer

[Peyton Williams @peytonellyn]

Finally got my sister to make a Twitter. Follow dis bitch @HeyHayRae