Peyton Wolf

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

The people in charge of the simulation have a moral responsibility to keep us entertained.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

@effectfully I saw a link to someone's blog post on here recently that agreed with this. The problem isn't nondeterminism, it said, but that unlike code, prompts don't have semantics. Anyone remember this and have the link? I've been looking for it.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

@lozo_the_bozo No but I just got this for the first time.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

I love sharing a pack of haribo twin snakes with someone and giving them the sweet snakes and taking the sour snakes for myself.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

My girlfriend just got some new pants I told her she caused the cuntaceous paleojeans extinction event.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

Love when the M101 behind my bus passes us and absorbs the passengers from the next few miles of stops like a low value trump suit card absorbing all the high ones in euchre.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

@eshear If I learn some new information and shout it aloud, it travels at 767 mph. Are you saying that rather than a car-style speed limit, instead at the beginning of each hour, an addtl 100 miles would be instantly unlocked? So my voice which would travel less than 100mi would be ok?

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

Although I know it's dangerous and impractical, it's been my secret wish to board a train while it's skipping my station. I would wait for the slowest point, grip the door from the middle while planting my feet, use the train's own momentum to pull it open, and hop on.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

@MTA Why do so many busses have their windows bolted shut? Passengers want fresh air.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

@Sock_Master27 Have you seen this? https://t.co/Uh8lS0rn8G

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

@Duderichy https://t.co/QF1msr459K

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

I want technology to progress to the point where I can get an MRI every day. If this makes outcomes worse because we operate unnecessarily on benign findings, we should get better at identifying which findings are benign, or continuously monitor for changes before operating, etc.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

I want technology to progress to the point where I can get an MRI every day. If this makes outcomes worse because we operate unnecessarily on benign findings, we should get better at identifying which findings are benign, or continuously monitor for changes before operating, etc.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

Portable continuous delivery device for narcan

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

The cameras are staying on.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

This Extended Enneagram is really getting out of hand.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

When I'm in a skipping local stops on the weekends competition and my opponent is the 6 train.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

Prophylactic Narcan for any non-opioid drug of questionable purity.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

@isosteph I find the mnemonic "clockwise lock-wise" more intuitive.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

Discover card OMNY latency is really high (>3s), definitely much slower than Visa, Mastercard, & Amex. I assume it's only affected by card processor but I'm not sure who else might be in the loop. Interested in hearing others' experiences.

[Peyton Wolf @PeytonLWolf]

Getting clocked as a Naruto fan by my optometrist for using the phrase "visual prowess"