peyton proctor

•// just chronicling my life one terrible decision at a time \\•

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[trash jones @jzux]

my ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before

[BRE @thereaalbb]

I used to be like “my nigga would never” whole time a nigga be from never land

[glocc @lilglocc1k]

Drunk me making sure I'm good before I go back out there...😂

[🐾 Worstie! 🐾 @worstgoodgirl]

adhd is such a stupid disability. "sorry i know my body is perfectly fine but i have debilitating stupid fucking incompetent idiot disease. yes the one cartoons one from tumblr. yes really"

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Saddest thing about barely anyone wanting kids is some of the best people I know aren’t having them whilst some superdemons are having 7.

[the fine auntie ✊🏽🇨🇺🇵🇷 @ari_LaBelle]

I’m single and childless which means I don’t do my taxes until April 14

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

mind you.. this is my first impression of the chiefs 😭

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

[ikipire @ikiiiam]

i know about 15 autistic people that would shoot you with a gun point-blank for doing this

[chase @_chase_____]

taking a selfie at 17: i look cute i think i’ll send this to my crush

taking a selfie at 27: this photo is for the sole purpose of documenting the exact appearance of my face at this particular moment in time to look back at wistfully once i’m very old

[🇿🇦Denver🇵🇸 @doubledworth]

*Jaden Mcdaniels and Klay start fighting*

Draymond:

[jalen brin-son (knicks in 5) @goat_biryani]

yes we do his name is michael bublé 😡😡