peyton p.

MSU ‘24 | ΣΧ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Republican Party will use its best efforts to eliminate Daylight Saving Time, which has a small but strong constituency, but shouldn’t! Daylight Saving Time is inconvenient, and very costly to our Nation.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I understand you’re a brewery and make beer, but can I just have a Miller Lite?

[peyton p. @peytonsphillips]

@SexyyRed314_ Thank you Miss Red

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I think all a boy needs is a karaoke bar on a Thursday night

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I’m about to stomp my foot through this concrete floor

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I don’t think I’ve ever been more scared of a can of cat food opening

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There will be no smiling for the rest of the night

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What is your favorite southern rock album and why is it No Vacancy by Treaty Oak Revival?

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The only redeeming quality about Don’t Worry Darling is that Florence Pugh is in it

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Y’all pull up to Moonriver they got the Jaws marathon on

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Like this tweet if you have been personally victimized by an insect flying through your car window while driving.

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I am a huge advocate for rolling the windows down

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Musical masterpiece
https://t.co/IfUpSzH18g

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Firm believer that listening to Free Bird guitar solo while driving is significantly safer than wearing a seat belt

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As a baby, why are you ruining my fine dining experience?

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@_travasaurusrex It was actually just the word barbed wire wrapped around my bicep

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Idk why my parents told me not to get tattoos. I feel like God rn.

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@_travasaurusrex Should’ve kept this one in the drafts boss

[peyton p. @peytonsphillips]

I fuck with The Wiggles heavy

[ALPHA GAMMA DELTA @wkualphagam]

Jacob Kent! #mrsocial