Peyton Thomas

Application analyst at Principal Financial Group

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@elonmusk Shut up bitch.

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@elonmusk 😂😂😂 you are really good at being funny 🤣🤣

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@elonmusk Impotent

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@elonmusk @elonmusk you've become exactly what you hated

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@elonmusk @elonmusk Errol Jr.

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@elonmusk @Tesla @elonmusk Errol

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@elonmusk Man, you're so out of your depths here. your dad was right.

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I'm suing @olivegarden for false advertising because that's where my parents told me they were getting divorced. #UnlimitedBreadsticks

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Actually it's pronounced 'Chalvin.' The 'H' is invisible.

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@Webyabois1 Lol right!? Welcome to Bidens America🙄

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It turns out this was all just a big misunderstanding. Apparently "ROAAAAR" roughly translates to "please bite my ass" in wolf https://t.co/5iNSpy5Ps3

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Got an interesting fortune cookie given the current situation

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Alright, for our lunch order today tweet out the total number of your team's commits!
#PFGCodeJam

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Trump: "I'm tired of all these radical islamists in the US!"

Radical islamist: "but we're just like you!?"
*kick flips
*chugs energy drink

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@KatWarming @LynPlate forgot her phone at home, we are going to Lefty's!

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@hinterlandiowa Will there be a free shuttle to Des Moines for those of us who already made arrangements there?