Paul Levesque

[Paul Levesque @pflevesque]

@JimHighland33 @Tazerface16 Mr. David doesn’t need me to sing his praises. Truth is, if I was him I’d probably open every conversation with, “Yeah, I’m him.” But it appears honor and humility restrain him. Just thank him for his service and move the fuck on, Mr. Highland.

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@JimHighland33 @Tazerface16 Sir. Fire up the Google machine and type in Christopher David. Maybe throw in Portland, riots, or USNA. I don’t want to fanboy too much but the man is legend—for reasons you’re probably incapable of understanding.

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@allMONADalways You’re right. I was too zealous and skipped right over a word. Hate when that happens. But your characterization of Europe and Canada as forever unwilling to do us any favors is ignorant and offensive. You’re either breathtakingly misinformed, credulous, or dishonest.

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@JimHighland33 @Tazerface16 Literally millions of Americans consider Mr. David a hero, dumbass. If you had an inkling of how fucking stupid you are you'd be embarrassed right now.

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@allMONADalways @RaySharradh @MAGACult2 I want to tell you how monumentally stupid you are, but I simultaneously understand how fruitless it is to tell you how monumentally you are.

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@mailboxdollars @CaptGTaylor @jaynordlinger No way you’re a real person. Stupid doesn’t dip that low.

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@PerfectOurUnion Our politics on most issues are no doubt far apart, Mr. Rich. I’m one of those crazy lefties who thinks healthcare & education are rights, not privileges. But this is America so it’s okay to disagree on policy. Still, huge props for your integrity and character. Respect, sir.

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@vbdallas @timeforjeffrey Yet you’re indistinguishable from every other whiny MAGA bitch.

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@SportsSturm Been a big fan of yours for a long time, Mr. Sturm, particularly for your analysis of all things Cowboys. But you're approaching legendary status now. I don't know what your politics are, but you show courage at a time when many or most do not, and for that I salute you, sir.

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@BBWATTS65 @akhi__ex A little bit smarter & you might recognize how much you embarrass yourself with shit like this. A little bit smarter and you might engage in substantive ways that matter. But then again, if you were a little bit smarter you'd still dumber than a box of fucking dirt.

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@Marcel_LJ Damn. That is special.

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@FootsDaKing This is awesome, Foots. Well done, sir.

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@RonFilipkowski I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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@broman2mod1898 @davidfrum I don’t know you. I’m just another nobody screaming at the clouds. I hope against hope you’re capable of differentiating right from wrong. Truth is, judging you diminishes me. But goddamn, son, you’re everything that’s wrong with America. You’re just too fucking dense to see it.

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@broman2mod1898 @davidfrum The good news is that if you read some books, tried for a bit of self-reflection and, with practice, learned how to form an independent thought, you might raise your IQ by 20 points. I don’t want to jinx it, but with luck and hard work you could reach total fucking moron.

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@bear_jackthe @JonLemire I’m curious. Do you know you’re a fraud but accept it as the price you have to pay to preserve your MAGA bona fides, or are you just catastrophically stupid? We can’t tell.

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@jimsallas @Vsouladaki I know you. You’re that cringey kid in literature classes who insists that Ayn Rand is canon.

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@JoyceWhiteVance You’re a beacon in the darkness, Ms. Joyce. Thank you for all you do!

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@clarencehilljr Well said, sir.

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@StonesThrones @JezziiB Jesus Christ. You people spend a lot of time thinking about dick.