Beige Borden

classy lady #rip

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

Under my regime if you don’t have relative you can ask for 2k in a really tight spot without judgement or resentment one will be assigned to you

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Can't stand nyc natives but the transplants are incredible

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

Got my dream let’s go get a career girl job Friday… Sunday nearly die of heatstroke….Tuesday find out you have two weeks to find an apartment that will be at minimum an extra 1k rent & deposit …. What will Thursday bring

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

I’m living a nightmare but also everything fine

[IncarcerNation.com @IncarcerNation]

🚨🚨🚨6/14/2026: Police opened fire into a moving vehicle at a Walmart parking lot, killing 1-year-old Cohen Wiley inside. Reason: Police felt the woman in the car was shoplifting diapers. The woman is critical. Two LEOs involved. Details in link.
https://t.co/oUhLmjllj4

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

I went to back Long Island for three hours all I did was immediately get heat stroke and cry sitting under a tree with a melted bag of ice on my head.

[Oscar Rickett @oscarrickettnow]

As Belfast burned this week, a group of women - including some from Sudan - organised to evacuate threatened families from their home. They did it without any help from the state.

I met them. Link below

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

There probably exists a naturally thin person but I’ve never met them

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

Sometimes I feel fat and then I hang out with all the thin women in my family and they don’t eat and I remember why I now eat 3 meals a day

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

This morning I got offered a 38 hours week full time coded union job and now I’m sitting in the sand on fire island…. It’s all coming up PG

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

I’m away from Aaron, so maybe I’ll just tweet a lot

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

My daughter will not know Arianna grande exists… that’s headphone music now

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

Had a Madeline experience with a tunnock’s tea cake

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

My baby brother is kinda like my male twin so I’m getting a preview of what I’d look like if I transitioned and got really into bladee

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

Please ignore the mess and instead enjoy all the beautiful cookies I made for a preschool graduation

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

If you made Goldie Hawn into a muppet that would be my daughter’s twin

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

I really need some non losers to have kids , I can’t be around behavior like this

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

If this happened to me I’d kill myself probably

[domestic grace @holyhomemaking]

was asking my husband if he cared about the baby shower theme and he was like what is that? do you mean like space or like mafia themed? and now he wont let go of the mafia idea. he says the invitations would say "welcome a new member of the family" and we could do italian food

[MJ @makjak]

I’m trying to imagine what it’s like to wait in line for an hour to go to work

[Beige Borden @pg_radish]

It feel so so so stupid to be this allergic to grass