Pranav Gandhi

SRE at @Tidelift. tweets are my own. Formerly @Klaviyo, @Rapid7, @HubSpot. My views do not reflect the views of my employer. is that a thing people say.

[Pranav Gandhi @pgandhi_]

@molly0xFFF Smudges will happen no matter what you do :( I always keep a microfiber cloth on me for my glasses bc I hate them

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Do I know anyone using CodeArtifact yet, or is it still too new?

[Pranav Gandhi @pgandhi_]

@QuinnyPig This was a hackathon project I did in 2015. With 5 servers looping packets around I got 20mb of free storage. https://t.co/m3OpCJGDmC

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@tmclaughbos I think it’s called “Building a platform”

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@court_mcgort Finish your drink whenever you set a breakpoint at try {} and wonder why it never gets hit

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@tmclaughbos Also Rands

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@otterbook “Your 99th percentile has soggy bottoms”

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@skprufo Are https://t.co/c6HDGujIbY apps still a thing?

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The things I do for swag #PagerDuty #ThisIsFine

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@patcable Also the geniuses behind “can’t change security group description”

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@craig_tracey I own the https://t.co/sMbcBKCvj5 standing desk but I hear good things about the Jarvis

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@tmclaughbos If you’re gonna become a zombie, may as well be a drunk zombie

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@tmclaughbos What is dead may never die

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@suesswassersee @molly0x57 STOP ATTACKING ME

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@molly0x57 They are even transcribed (poorly) so i don’t have to listen to them either

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@molly0x57 Do Android phones not have visual voicemail? I’ve had a UI to management my voicemails since 2008

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@tmclaughbos I mean, if messing around with heap sizes speeds up the app it probably #sparksjoy for them

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@tmclaughbos You’re not my supervisor!

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@tmclaughbos How bad are you at using Netflix???