Phillip

Blazer aficionado | Lover of bourbon | Aspiring SoundCloud Rapper | Long physical/short mythical assets | Doesn't play well with others

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Remember, kids.. it’s not whether your side wins or loses. It’s whether you stay away from the terrible novelty election themed shots at your local watering hole. #TheMoreYouKnow

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@SarahSquirm The rare timeless sketch that would kill on nearly any era of SNL. This is amazing 👏👏 👏

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@libsoftiktok Can I say something without everyone getting mad

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@redsteeze Which one are you?

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@Lifeinvestmoney Math checks out

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@realEstateTrent Spoiler alert: they don’t want to be there during the week either

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@iowahawkblog RIP Frog of Shame

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@twallyweb Scared money don’t make money

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@libsoftiktok Bro went from running track to cross country

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@Rushthewriter Sounds like bro switched from track to running cross country

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@EddyElfenbein

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@denverpost A totally crazy idea (just hear me out) would be to stop funding programs promoting illegal immigration and controlled substance abuse. Another crazy idea would be not suing the federal government over law enforcement. But hey what do I know, I’m just a taxpayer.

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@ValentinaForSOS Elon we need a 1000x like button for this lady please 🙏

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@fishing_loverss

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@libsoftiktok When you know you’re getting fired but have a couple more months on payroll

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@DefiantLs Hear me out…

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@JonKrawczynski Long suffering Wolves fans:

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@TheRMVoice Great news! Do you know if she’s going to be off the PUP list for the weekend? I only ask bc we have theater tix.

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@peterjholley @UTAustin Not SEC material

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@redsteeze Skill issue. Not gonna make it in the SEC with that kind of attitude.

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@JonKrawczynski Leaving him in for 3 1/2 quarters on Monday in a blowout vs Memphis looks bad in hindsight