Remember, kids.. it’s not whether your side wins or loses. It’s whether you stay away from the terrible novelty election themed shots at your local watering hole. #TheMoreYouKnow
@denverpost A totally crazy idea (just hear me out) would be to stop funding programs promoting illegal immigration and controlled substance abuse. Another crazy idea would be not suing the federal government over law enforcement. But hey what do I know, I’m just a taxpayer.