Patrick Golden

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@GioBruno1600 An ignition interlock for Paul’s car

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@Will_iam_001 Who?

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@LangmanVince 0

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@Joeinblack @BlueBoxDave Well to be fair it was yelled by a guy who gets hit in the head a lot. 😉

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@EshaAA33 I always wondered what Alfred E. Newman would look like as he aged. Now I know.

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@AntiWokeMemes Bye

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@KhanSaba1278 Shed because I can’t see how you’d drive a car in there.

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@realCarola2Hope I don’t think when Jesus was stretched out on the cross he was thinking, “I hope my followers don’t do this during mass.”

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@WorkElizab One of these things is not like the others

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@ForgiatoBlow47 Wrong church

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@Victoria00025 I think looking in the mirror is causing your stomach upset

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@gman5180 That’s Candace. Right?

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@LangmanVince Who the hell is he?

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@otokyo Only Bo Derek

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@Gypsyrwc When she sees her toes

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@ResisttheMS Her plastic surgery was a waste, fraud and abuse

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@Matt_Pinner Call CSI

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@MikeBales I saw one of those washed up on the beach last week

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@Joeinblack Have you ever met a priest who’s done all those plus been permitted by their bishop to confirm someone? Something to aim for to get you a higher rung on that Reverend honorifics list.

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@AntiWokeMemes Integrity when answering questions from the press