William DingleBalls

#ChiefsKingdom

[William DingleBalls @pgpeen]

Vegans:

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: For the first time, we are observing plants breathe in real time.

[William DingleBalls @pgpeen]

@WallzMedia Phasmophobia

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Back puttin' in work 💪

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

We have a quarterback who is doing everything he can to get back on the field in record time after a catastrophic knee injury, and his #1 WR is doing everything he can to stay off the field.

Pat deserves much better than Rashee Rice. Sorry, not sorry.

[William DingleBalls @pgpeen]

@awalk929

[William DingleBalls @pgpeen]

I’m so glad God is such a huge fan of football and not of stopping genocide or child cancer. He’s got his priorities straight.

[William DingleBalls @pgpeen]

A truly merciful gracious god would have prevented the fire in the first place? But if he had died in the fire it would have been part of God’s plan or “God is mysterious” right?

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

God is so merciful.

This is Zaid Garcia, a burn survivor who endured burns over 80% of his body at age two after a candle ignited his bedding.

He lost both hands, his vision (blinded by the burns), and part of one arm.

Doctors said he wouldn’t survive.

But by God’s grace, he defied the odds.

Every person, regardless of the suffering they endure, is precious, valuable, and worth fighting for.

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

It’s crazy we all know exactly what show this is from

[Airn @awalk929]

Mahomes no matter what.

I never learned how to count.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Are you paying attention yet?

[William DingleBalls @pgpeen]

@sciencegirl Religion

[Ginny Robinson @ImGinnyRobinson]

"I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran."

— Hillary Clinton

Tell me again how the candidates and political parties are so different.

Please. I’m begging you.

[Jon Aguiar @JonAguiar]

Trump is a dumpster fire
Biden had advanced dementia
Kamala was a historically bad candidate/unlikable

All 3 of these things can be true at the same time

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

the Epstein files were so bad, they started WW3 and faked another moon mission

[Matt Rife @mattrife]

The Druski skit situation is funny to me. The skit is hilarious. People being offended need to grow up. BUT everyone defending the skit also needs to keep this same energy about aaalllllllll comedy. Don’t go crying next time a bit upsets you personally. If jokes shake you to your soul SO deeply, consider that you may be an emotionally underdeveloped human, not fit for this life. The world needs comedy ❤️

[William DingleBalls @pgpeen]

I bet you think the stripper really loves you, too.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Incredible that it was only 66 years from the first controlled, powered flight to landing on the Moon!

[DatPiff @DatPiff]

If this dropped today yall would’ve sworn it was A.I.

RIP Keenan Cahill

[32BeatWriters @32BeatWriters]

Almost there…

[William DingleBalls @pgpeen]

Love him, hate him, indifferent to him. That was funny, I don’t care who you are.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Reporter: Why didn’t you tell Japan before Iran?

President Trump: Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

The Covid era was truly the most embarrassing period in human history.

I still can't believe so many people even entertained this abject nonsense.