Philip Styles

Beach Cleaning Executive , specialising in talking Rubbish. Never had an original thought in my life. Supports @Keep_Wales_Tidy + @BEndFoodBank + @PorthcawlNCI

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Here's "Trump'll Nail Ya" - a song about the #BBC legal crisis (set to the tune of the shanty "Drunken Sailor") which created a big internal debate about what's a gremlin and what's a mogwai. 🎶⚓️

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

🚨HERE WE GO! Gary Lineker to be unveiled as new Archbishop of Canterbury in January transfer window. Rumours of Justin Welby going the other way to present the BBC's News at Ten as yet unconfirmed.

[Philip Styles @pgstyles1]

I don’t tweet much these days , but @transportforwales. You have the reward for the worst train journey I have ever taken the 1;25 from Port talbot to Manchester 2 clapped out carriages rammed packed what a terrible advert for Welsh transport

[NCI Worms Head @WormsHead_NCI]

Happy Easter. We hope ‘The Bunny’ is good to you.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

I’ve been crying since morning nonstop till I saw this message from Alexei Sayle, a British Jewish comedian.

He restored me.

The best #Christmas message you will hear in these dark days

#Gaza

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

@LeeAndersonMP_

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

Hate will never win. We must stand together: it's what London does best.

My statement on events today:

[Nick Thomas-Symonds @NickTorfaen]

Remembering the 116 children and 28 adults who died in the unimaginable tragedy of #Aberfan fifty-seven years ago today.

We will never forget the pain of the people of #Aberfan in those darkest of times, or their courage and dignity in the years since.

[Mike @FFMikey999]

You’d think this would be enough for them to resign? Disgraceful!

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Don’t share it will upset #PennyMordaunt

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

The final sea shanty of the trilogy 🎶⚓️(an adaptation of #Wellerman and #DrunkenSailor) inspired by @SuellaBraverman's recent speech on migration.

We stand and sing in solidarity with a different vision from #Braverman's of what our country stands for & who it should stand by🧡

[Eddie Burfi @EddieBurfi]

@jonsopel On days like today, it’s important to remember the words of the wonderful Jonathan Miller when challenging the dog-whistling of those in power.

[Joan Bakewell @JDBakewell]

If multiculturalism has failed how the hell did Suella Braverman get to be be Home Secretary?

[Philip Styles @pgstyles1]

Get PM Rishi Sunak to reverse his disastrous position on scrapped climate policy. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/4HO1dJAdCl via @UKChange

[National Coastwatch Institution @Nat_Coastwatch]

At the coast?⛵🌊🏖️ 🚶🐕🩱🏊🍦🏄‍♂️🛶

Please prepare, stay aware & go 🏠🤗

We’re looking out for your safety 👀

Help us & share the❤️

Text NCI to 70450 to donate £5

#WorldEmojiDay #EyesAlongTheCoast

[Porthcawl NCI @PorthcawlNCI]

Be careful if you are planning to go near the sea this weekend. Tomorrow is due to be very windy and wet with gale force winds predicted. Please take care and stay safe, we will be on watch all weekend from 9am to 9pm monitoring the beaches, shore and waters around Porthcawl.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Baron Dubs (Labour), "Isn't it a disgrace?"

Lord Murray of Blidworth (Conservative), "The murals were not approved by the Home Office.. It's the correct decision that these facilities have the requisite decoration befitting their purpose."

Baron Brownlow of Shurlock Row (Conservative), "I'm quite frankly ashamed at your answer Minister. We're a welcoming country. It is time we show some compassion."

Lord Murray of Blidworth (Conservative), "It is appropriate it is decorated in a manner which reflects its purpose."

Lord Coaker (Labour), "Can I ask the Minister to reflect again? Is that really the governments position, that it's perfectly justified to paint over these murals?"

Lord Murray of Blidworth (Conservative) fixes his glasses with his middle finger then says, "We take the welfare of children in our care very seriously.. And the majority passing through it are not young children."

Baroness Meacher (Crossbench), "This country is at risk of losing its reputation as country that upholds human rights, in particular, the human rights of children."

Lord Murray of Blidworth (Conservative), "For a number of weeks there were no children in asylum seeking hotels although that is not the case at the moment."

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

“I’ve been for a pee and now I need another and I’m just fed up” #janeygodleyvoiceover

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to Therese Coffey has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @theresecoffey so she can see how well we're doing.
Thank you.