Phil Styles

53 year old dad to a wonderful daughter and husband to an amazing wife, Villa fan and also watch the local team, The mighty Kidderminster Harriers

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@Diggad1991 Mom performance again, very tight game , unlucky their keeper had a wordley of a day

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@yolindavixen97 10/10

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@FetishLiza I hope you made him eat up his mess after?

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@MissCourtneyM couldn't tear myself away from those eyes

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@darkgoddessang Lucky boy

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@JodieMarsh It’s not you, it’s him

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@katydesires I'd just go for the one far left in black

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@Diggad1991 Ridiculous performance tonight, nobody had a bad game but you were something else out there👏🏼

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@taylorheartsraw what a view🔥🔥

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@obeyangelina66 Oh good lord!🔥🔥

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@PaulHawksbee it’s no Banbury cake but…

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@BakersTweet thought you might like this. ‘STANDARD’

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@JaidenWhite11 So kiddy, Hereford, Telford, sometimes you have to look in the mirror and say, is it me?

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Damn she's good

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She Isn’t Walking Backward. She’s Making the Floor Look Like It’s Moving.

That’s the strange thing about a really good moonwalk. You know exactly what you’re looking at, yet your eyes still have trouble explaining it. Her feet are doing the work, but her upper body barely gives anything away. No strained face. No big signal that the trick has started. She just begins to glide, and the space beneath her seems to change its rules.

A moonwalk can look impressive without being mysterious. You can see the steps, name the move, and leave it at that. This one doesn’t give you that much evidence. The mechanics thin out. Your attention stops tracking each foot and starts following the illusion as a whole.

There is a difference between moving backward and creating the feeling of sliding. The first is a physical action. The second is a vanishing act. One foot holds the body still. The other seems to lose its argument with friction. The tiny gap where your brain expects to see the weight shift is where the whole thing lives. The cleaner the control, the less proof you get.

Then you notice the golden Crocs.

They shouldn’t help. They look too thick, too casual, too much like something worn to a campsite rather than a stage. For a second they threaten to break the spell. They don’t. If anything, they make the smoothness harder to dismiss. You glance down expecting the illusion to snag. It keeps going.

She isn’t dressed to recreate a famous stage. There is no attempt to turn the moment into a museum piece. The platform is improvised, the setting ordinary, the shoes stubbornly themselves. She takes one of pop culture’s most recognizable illusions and lets it live in her own world.

That may be why the clip holds. Great dancing doesn’t always announce how difficult it is. Sometimes it does the opposite. It removes so much visible effort that you’re left with the only question worth asking:

How did she just do that?

The Crocs are funny at first. After that, you stop looking at the shoes. You start watching the floor.

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@jade_malice Let us see those gorgeous titties of yours x

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@noprobsju And looking fucking smoking

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@Daniell53893783 does he sissygasm?

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@khfcofficial any chance of turning the lights off in the purple stand please?

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@WydRayaanX 301?

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@villalouavfc Love the shirt ’94