Jared Kushner is Keyser Soze 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

I mean well. Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Putin, Netanyahu & Poilievre don’t.

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@McFaul David Ellison isn’t doing this for Trump

He’s doing it for the same reason Rupert Murdoch et al have

Ellison is playing the long game in helping brainwash future generations of Americans to support far right bs

And Bari Weiss is craven & corrupt enough to be a key player

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@DougWahl1

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@DiGi__Official Fuck off.

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@ChrisCillizza We’re not stupid you duplicitous waste of space

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@Variety Bari Weiss is a propagandist and pathological liar.

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@jeremymbarr @Acosta Bari Weiss, like all corrupt & grifting MAGA’s, is a shameless and pathological liar. It’s the people who don’t don red hats that are the most dangerous. Bari Weiss, Jared Kushner, Steve Bannon, Marion Adelson, Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas……

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@AndyMitten Yes, and Man Utd should have cryogenically frozen George Best in 1968 and unthawed him now

There is no way that Daniel Levy was going to sell Kane to a top premier league club

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@HunterBiden @Boilers32 Tweet of the day. 🌲🌲🌲🌲

And as a recovered drug user and an alcoholic, I can confirm that truth-based humour is the best humour

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Yes I sold paintings. About $225,000 a year over four years. The whole of my business while my father was President. Congress investigated it.

If you’re outraged about that, where is all your outrage now?

Kushner's Affinity Partners holds roughly $5 to $6 billion. Close to 99% of it comes from foreign sovereign wealth funds. Saudi Arabia. The UAE. Qatar. Over $90M in fees annually.

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@LucasSa56947288

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@maddenifico @filmystic And propaganda

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a Charli xcx sabe criar trends como ninguém hoje em dia

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@Final_Fantussy Fact 👏👏👏

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

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@yosoymichael bollocks piss off

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@infocharlixcx

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@charli_xcx Tunes, Gear, Pictures

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@charli_xcx

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@WatchMyReview This is like a bank robber asking why people rob banks

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@siegfriedkjs I ❤️ the cover
I’ve been loving the b&w of the new era
What other artist would even think to put another musician, a fashion designer & a filmmaker on their cover. No one. Totally iconic idea & execution
Title is pretty meta, which tracks for mid-2020’s Charli
Big love from me