卂ㄥ乇乂

philms, phooty & philanthropy

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

So this “comedy shorts gamer” bloke won’t let me read my book and I want him to be cancelled @Deji

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

Never flown a plane before but for you my friend I will

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Benfica manager Marco Silva wants Chelsea centre-back Tosin Adarabioyo to strengthen his defence.

The 28-year-old previously worked under Silva for three seasons at Fulham before later joining Chelsea.

Adarabioyo has now emerged as the defender Silva would like Benfica to sign.

(Source: @cmjornal)

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

@Scaife51 Get the train to Como it’s less than an hour

[BoA FC @BoAFC_25]

🔔 FRIENDLY OPPONENT NEEDED 🔔

BoA FC needs a friendly opponent for Saturday!

⏰ 12.30 kick off
🗺️ River Lane, Leatherhead
📈 No higher than Step 7 (if higher, must promise to be mostly hungover)
💴 Match fees covered

DM or reply if interested 🙏🏻

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

@ohfold Then the song dropped and everyone was disappointed, Mario Judahs version was clear

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

@after1yf3 @avaa1337 me when i get a meal deal in tesco

[BoothyP @BoothyP]

Viewing figures up. Venues sold out. PDC memberships at record highs. More kids/families into darts than ever before. Generating record breaking revenues. Records being broken on the boards. But Littler is boring & it’s bad for the sport apparently. Clueless. #MatchPlayDarts

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

I reckon the sirens were playing carti that’s why everyone was acting up

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

@oray1_ @__For_men @w_bravel He’s at forest

[Cineworld @cineworld]

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[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

@ODEONCinemas hello @xXDylanJ10 😋😋

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

@DeadlineDayLive

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

Planes just landed and missed a 10 goal screamer, class

[SB @ShowBoat00]

One of my boys said double cold celly at the bridge and my ting lowks went rock solid...

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

Trex arms from outside the box imagine my shock

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

WHERE ON EARTH ARE YOUUUU FROM

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

The real beans stay on top

[🍁 @OlIyCFC]

Good to call Maresca out properly but important that we don’t lose track of the two more important points

1) nobody forced them to make the situation worse by hiring Rosenior

2) that your manager resigned to join a rival is not something to parade about. It’s embarrassing

[Brett @utdBrett]

1 in 8 people you walk past on the street would call a cornetto an ice lolly. And these people are allowed to vote. Terrifying

[卂ㄥ乇乂 @phalecks]

@BBCMOTD planning to ourstay her visa @ice have a word