Phaneesh Nagaraja

Working on financial inclusion for a billion people

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha Just like that ISL (Indian Sobbing League) is born!

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha Why y'all moving it so often!! A recent study by an advanced human neurology institute in Uganda concluded that rapid eyeball movement is the primary cause of Alzheimer's 😭 haven't even blinked or winked post reading that article ☠️

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha Best hobby: Goose farming 😵

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha Perpetual fire pit for the cook 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤥🤮🤮🤮🤥🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha I am pretty sure the person who coined the term was very "high" on wrong white powder.

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaaayyyyi ! Exposure++ till y'all screen burns out or y'all eyes does.. 😵

[Santanu Sinha @santanu_sinha]

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[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha Reverse colonoscopy.

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@ankitdaf Not common -> Subjective opinion ☠️

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha What can possibly go wrong ?

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha Oh no.... WW3...

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha @ThePrimeagen Same.. no issues except the intel's rusting silicon issue.

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@sh3shu @Deloitte @DeloitteIndia Luckily only car is bruised.

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@Deloitte @DeloitteIndia Please teach your employees some basic road etiquette and teach them how to take responsibility for their action. Your employee Siddharth P rear ended my car when moving at snail pace and blamed me for buying a premium car.

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha X - How many tokens you have dispatched to kong island building the glorious nothing. Now y'all have the idea of 10X

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@ankitdaf @HDFC_Bank Why do you want to click another button? Maybe the UI dude was a terminal junkie.. hit return and voila 🤣

[Phaneesh Nagaraja @phaneeshn]

@santanu_sinha Slowing down is the new racing .. eeeh..

[Ashwin Raghavan @GripFangWolf]

#PhonePe is celebrating 10 years since inception. Here's a throwback to the moment the app launched.

The guy in the red polo here next to @rahulchari9 was an intern then and the youngest member in the app dev team. He was given the honour of clicking the button to launch our app on the play store.

Our man was so excited, he pressed the button, stepped back and looked around overwhelmed as everyone cheered on. Rahul then had to then go back and press ok on the additional confirmation dialogues to actually launch the app. Fun, funn times! 😁

PS - Also seen, me in the red tee on the extreme right :P