Patrick (J•am)

Self-biography currently pending.
But since you're here, help yourself
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[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% yes

[alyssa :( @yuhhlyssa]

We need a general strike so bad man. I’m so sick of the shrinkflation. The poison in our produce. The recipe changes to cheaper ingredients that are borderline toxic. IM TIRED

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

This is just locking up your political enemies, and violating their 4th, 5th and 14th amendment rights. This is what fascist governments do.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸Reporter: "You serious about arresting Netanyahu?"

🇺🇸Mamdani: "100% Yes."

🇺🇸Reporter: "Trump said he won’t."

🇺🇸Zohran: Because he has an ICC warrant for war crimes. Trump can protect him. I won’t. I follow the law. No war criminals."

Zohran Mamdani is fire 🔥

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

It turns out Flock Safety Cameras love and demand privacy, but only for themselves and their employees

- Flock business location says you can’t film
- Flock moved locations but they instructed the old building to not give out their location to anyone asking
- Security guard at Flock building says he doesn’t consent to being filmed and he doesn’t want to be “under surveillance”

Here’s where it gets really crazy

- The new flock building is identified but they won’t put their name on the building, or on any of the building signs
- Security won’t confirm Flock is in the building
- No one is allowed to film, no one is even allowed to access any floors in the building

Flock demands extremely privacy, but only for themselves

Americans must be under surveillance but for them, you can’t even film outside an old building…. Amazing….

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Todd Blanche doesn’t know who wrote the document giving the Trump family immunity to cheat on their taxes.

And yet... he signed it.

[Romanjelly 🇮🇩🇺🇸 @TheRomanjelly]

"Dont worry the satsui no hado truck isn't real"

The satsui no hado truck:

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

If you left an empty seat for each person you’ve killed in Gaza, the stadium would be empty.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

"Show me your papers, please."

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

i think about this tweet all the time

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's incredible seeing a fake Instagram insane person encounter a free range genuine New York City nutjob and clearly not knowing how to handle it

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is your friendly reminder that data centers don't actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it's the cheapest way to do it.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Sergey Brin is worth $276 billion.

He could save healthcare for 3 million people.

Instead, he’s spending $82 million against California’s 5% billionaire wealth tax.

He’d rather see low-income Americans die & suffer than pay his fair share of taxes.

That is a moral obscenity.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

She totally dog walked him …👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

this is what i mean when i say that gen ai being used as a tool used to push racist and xenophobic narratives

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

A Texas woman got an abortion. So Texas police used 83,000 Flock cameras to track her down. 83 THOUSAND!! They aren't using these cameras to track down rapists, pedophiles, or traffickers. They're not using them to find your missing children. They're using them to throw women in jail for making choices about their own bodies, with OUR tax dollars.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

unironically yes golf courses are evil