Tom Stone

strange arts, savage times

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wait, if I Tweet does that count as work?

[Tom Stone @phantomstone]

@jimcramer time for FAANNG :)

[Tom Stone @phantomstone]

@stephenLweiss @HalftimeReport @ScottWapnerCNBC I'm still up 122% since following Weiss in

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

J.J. Thomson won the Nobel Prize in physics in 1906 showing that the electron is a particle: ironically, his son, G.P. Thomson, won the Nobel Prize in physics in 1937 showing that it is not (or rather that the electron can also behave as a wave) https://t.co/XbkzWA6TmT

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Be a good person. And spend less time trying to prove it.

[Tom Stone @phantomstone]

'One Day More' of President Trump - Les Misérables parody https://t.co/GRhrroxVRQ via @YouTube

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It feels like I just took my decorations down from last impeachment!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is called the domino effect

[Tom Stone @phantomstone]

"We'll see which one of us can shoot the other in the most accurate place" https://t.co/FxXQaI2hcs

[Tom Stone @phantomstone]

It’s kinda funny the McConnell waited for Putin to acknowledge Biden

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

You can’t love America and hate democracy.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

For our country—wear a mask.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

The only thing worse than not knowing why something's broken is not knowing why it's working...

[Joe Scarborough @ScarboroughNow]

God bless Dave Chappell. #EPluribusUnum

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#BestEpisode_EVER

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Fact Check: Donald Trump is correct when he says he’s not Abraham Lincoln

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I am just now discovering #TedLasso on @AppleTV and oh my God did I need this show. Heartfelt, hilarious, defiantly optimistic. I've only got 3 episodes left and I'm rationing them.

[Paul Halpern @phalpern]

'I will reside only in a land in which political freedom, tolerance, and equality for all citizens before the law are conserved'

-Albert Einstein, on becoming a US Citizen

[Tom Stone @phantomstone]

OMG #CristinMilioti... love her in Palm Springs (2020); as too USS Callister + Fargo https://t.co/QGXTTaMhOQ