PharmaCEO

I run a pharmaceutical company. Yes whats wrong with making money from sick people? All tweets are parody: "Jesters do oft prove profits."

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@metathetical @antonioregalado @_eleanorina Still here. FTR, I hate DIY gene therapy like CRISPR. It's dangerous and isn't it the genesis of this movie? Leave it to the experts! 🤑 https://t.co/p4oQ1NtSAL

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@LouiseStephen9 @FatEmperor @DoctorFiveball @FructoseNo @MichaelWestBiz @DiabetesAus @DAA_feed @MarikaSboros @BelindaFettke @drjoesDIYhealth @MaryanneDemasi @SugarByHalf @bigfatsurprise @gillespi @AHPRA @RACGP I wouldn't even bother. IF he is a real Dr (which I doubt) he is one of our sheep who doesn't understand that he takes the Hippocratic Oath while we don't. 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@andrewmente Don't be silly. This is great research. Putting kids on statins is needed to combat the deleterious effects of childhood obesity. It is the logical market expansion after old folks.🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@ESodicoffMD Why not? We've already paid for these to be developed so it's extra revenue from an existing product & that is good for corporate growth. 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@MacroFour @GregHuntMP @GregJohnsonCEO I didn't say I liked YOUR work. Anyway you're just a customer. Keep quiet & take your insulin & Metformin. 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@MacroFour @GregHuntMP @GregJohnsonCEO What can I say Novonordisk other than I ❤️ your work. 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@_eleanorina @TuitNutrition Yep. Here is the upgrade I am considering? Looks fair to me. What do you think? 🤑 https://t.co/QCifZsaOwG

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@_eleanorina @NightShiftMD Pills fit the 5 minute consult. Don't worry, for every pill they find doesn't work we have plenty more alternatives for the doctors to use.🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@TuckerGoodrich Aww Tucker, not possible. But when the masses figure out its good, we will have found the magic compound in it that you can put in a pill! 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@_eleanorina @usambcuba @ProfTimNoakes @RodgerGGraham @ToshWilliam By the time this ship turns around, we'll be on another and I'll hopefully also be on my new Beneteau. 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@drjasonfung I don't know, I think there is much po$itive here! 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@Smark_phd Uncertain revenues scare me; but face it, once a patient has set eating & medicine patterns- it is a pretty sure revenue stream! 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@Salad24 What's wrong with profit? Its what my shareholders expect. Ever taken a panadol- drugs help? Everyone who takes a drug dies- your point?

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@CampbellMurdoch @NHSImprovement @PHE_uk @PHCukorg @somersetccg @DiabetesUK @Diabetescouk @DrAseemMalhotra @TheIHI @NHSEngland @nhsrightcare Horror! T2DM have elevated other risks. Option to keep making money with T2DM is sell them other exotics. Statins? Cancer? Not as lucrative.

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@Salad24 When people criticize that we charge $$$ for chemicals worth cents, they need to remember: Marketing that you care is damned expensive! 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

Bypassing a dietitian's advice to go keto 'cause you think their science is screwy is one thing, but this is madness https://t.co/6CCbL6uRFP

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@TuckerGoodrich I doubt it. People aren't getting any smarter. BTW, did you know that after prostitution the second oldest profession is quackery? 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@_eleanorina Thanks. You know that the whole pharma industry and I are just here to help. 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@TuckerGoodrich I understand it. High NNT is bad. After spending a fortune developing a medication, a high NNT means you need to spend more on marketing. 🤑

[PharmaCEO @pharma_ceo]

@drjoesDIYhealth Funny, our market research shows that cancer patients are willing to spend more on medications. Great business! https://t.co/EB5H8JvVib 🤑