Paige

bagel connoisseur

[Paige @pharr2472]

mentally i’m here

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Remember being in 3rd grade, playing Frasier at recess, and there was always that one kid who’d yell “I call being Eddie!” before you even got started

[pear @visionyxz]

where is he going 😭✌️

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

This is why I haven't left Twitter.

[derek peth @PethDerek]

if you elect me, there will be a dog train in every city

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

if you are thinking taking your kids to see Toy Story 5 this week, pivot to taking them to Stop!That!Train! While it has some raunchy humor and cursing, it is 100% a better movie choice for kids, let's say, 8 and up. Especially if they're a little gay

[tori gaymos @cyrilwoodcock]

Mia Wasikowska being 36 and playing the mom role in LEVITICUS to a kid who is 15 at the very youngest

[Pete 🏳️‍🌈 @PeteAscolese]

The lady… and it’s Debi Mazar.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

If I was in an Aaron sorkin movie i would say “I get more done in the bathroom than you do in the boardroom, fucker.”Even if I was just a waiter or something.

[i, too, overflow @iwishiwasafinch]

sick of people putting down Call Me Maybe to defend or talk about CRJ's genius; Call Me Maybe is an ESSENTIAL TEXT of her genius!!!!!!!!!

[Georgia @artwithinpod]

that airport escape and plane rescue sequence at the end of Toy Story 2 is, like, some Spielberg level action-setpiece direction

[daniel 💤 @slayonetta]

Run Away With Me
Cut to the Feeling
Julien
Talking to Yourself

[d @filmphorias]

this is seriously one of the funniest things he’s ever said like every white actor under 30 watch your back there’s a madman on the loose

[icanbarelyswim.bsky @icanbarelyswim]

you’re lucky most CRJ fans are employed 30+ year old gay men or else you’d be in real danger

[BRAVOOOMG @bravooomg]

One of my favorite underrated #PumpRules vocal stims is when Ken is talking to Lisa and Katie and he dropped this masterpiece:

“I can’t believe that Tom Sanzsavole had Raquel over when Ariana’s away.”

[hil @plume__]

panicked spelling out an insurance code on the phone and said “u as in… useless” and when the receptionist read it back to me she chose umbrella. that works too

[dee @charlietravesty]

girl?

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

if the trolley problem involved the dog train i would simply allow him to run over whoever he wants

[. @SafeNights_]

Playing unhinged women is a genre and it’s been mastered by Julianne Moore, Isabelle Huppert, Isabelle Adjani and Cate Blanchett

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

train dog in the criterion closet