phatone

Candidate for Prime Minister of Canada #BLM

[phatone @phat1one]

Friends, as Minister of Food, starvation levels under my watch have reached all time highs. This is why you must vote me in again, to make sure the last government doesn't continue to ruin your lives and your pantries.

[Michael de Adder @deAdder]

https://t.co/lGg3hrfnj1

[phatone @phat1one]

Well, here it is, nearly 2026, and somehow both this site and I are bumping along just fine.

[phatone @phat1one]

@David_Moscrop "The Art of the Deal".

[phatone @phat1one]

Golly. This crazy site still works.

[phatone @phat1one]

This site must be fun now! Too bad I'm too busy to sign on and enjoy the philosophical and moral debates that are leading to the new Enlightenment!

[phatone @phat1one]

Likes are now private to protect my privacy?? Suuuuuuuurrre.

[phatone @phat1one]

Twitter oops X says I have to post more to prove I'm human, or something.

[Alex Mather @AlexDRMather]

In which a sitting Toronto councillor compares modestly sized apartment buildings to mould.

[Bryan Passifiume @BryanPassifiume]

lol @facebook doesn’t even care anymore

[lana cel ray @sumbitches]

I bet this shit hits so hard if you’re stupid

[phatone @phat1one]

Listen, sheeple, I enforce my rights as a human being to mess up this planet through carelessness and malice, just like my ancestors. It's not my fault we can do it more quickly and efficiently now. What are you, some kind of Luddite?

[phatone @phat1one]

@3kaku_illust ありがとうございました！

[Mark Gerretsen 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @MarkGerretsen]

Just your friendly reminder that as Ottawa residents were held hostage in their own homes for three weeks last winter, Conservative MPs were posing for pictures with those illegally occupying the downtown area. #cdnpoli

[phatone @phat1one]

@Tinu Words seem empty, but you're in my thoughts right now.

[phatone @phat1one]

I see this hell site is still running! Kudos!

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

Them: Don't live beyond your means.
Me, with a mouthful of boiled shoe leather: I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE MEANS?

[phatone @phat1one]

Good morning, everyone except the lizard people.

[🌧 ren。 @non_philosophy]

so many times when reading about the lives of famous thinkers i read about how their wives supported them and made it possible for them to focus on their work (Husserl and Godel immediately come to memory) and think about how little history has credited them