Friends, as Minister of Food, starvation levels under my watch have reached all time highs. This is why you must vote me in again, to make sure the last government doesn't continue to ruin your lives and your pantries.
Listen, sheeple, I enforce my rights as a human being to mess up this planet through carelessness and malice, just like my ancestors. It's not my fault we can do it more quickly and efficiently now. What are you, some kind of Luddite?
Just your friendly reminder that as Ottawa residents were held hostage in their own homes for three weeks last winter, Conservative MPs were posing for pictures with those illegally occupying the downtown area. #cdnpoli
so many times when reading about the lives of famous thinkers i read about how their wives supported them and made it possible for them to focus on their work (Husserl and Godel immediately come to memory) and think about how little history has credited them