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My bio should actually just read 'Human'

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Some tweets touch me in such unexpected ways that I want to file for textual harrassment.

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@penguica They should have access. Only, the bandwidth should be in kbps.

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@zomatocare There's no option for that. Don't you think that's a basic thing

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@zomato is there a person I can speak with? It's very convenient to hide behind an app and preset options. I'm unable to send a complaint for a wrong order, made my you guys, by the way.

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@zomatocare I cant type the order I'd here. I want to upload screenshots

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@oelma__ Adaptation

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@Kgadi_yaMoloto Breaking Bad and Better call Saul.

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@kolobeprinnce @Kgadi_yaMoloto +1

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@Listen__Son Wall Street, of course! These are great movies as well, but I was hoping to see this list begin with Wall Street. Vintage Michael Douglas.

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@PrimeVideoIN @JeffBezos These are the Rainmaker episodes available... I mean, seriously???

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@ThatDesiGirl 500 days of Summer?

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@ReelReptile Hi, your reviews are good, but please - reduce the use of the word 'coded' for every little thing. It's repetitive and tiresome to read in each and every write-up. Thanks, and have a good day.

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@zeptocares Issue is solved. Thanks.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

One of Einstein’s students asked him: “What does logic mean?”

Einstein said: “I will answer you with a question.”

“Suppose two workers enter a chimney to clean it. One comes out with a dirty face and the other with a clean face. Who will go wash their face?”

The student immediately and without hesitation replied, “Of course, the one with the dirty face.”

Einstein said: “Your answer is incorrect. The one who will wash their face is the one with the clean face, because he looked at his colleague’s face and assumed that his own face was as dirty as his colleague’s. The one with the dirty face will not wash his face, thinking it is clean like his colleague’s.”

The student said: “That is correct and logical.”

Einstein replied: “No, it is not correct, because the question itself is illogical. It is not logical for two men to enter the same chimney at the same time and for one to come out clean and the other dirty.”

In a few words, logic itself can collapse, so sometimes the problem is not in the answer but in the flawed question itself.

- @GlobalIJournal

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@GabbbarSingh Nice :)

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@ButVai @pixelprayer That's a horror story.

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Maybe it's just me - Why's Akshay Khanna started looking like Iftekhar?

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@_BrokenStarr Zinda ho tum

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@ThatDesiGirl @ThrillaRilla369 Aww.. you were a baby. I was, what - 7? Maybe 8.

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@ThatDesiGirl @ThrillaRilla369 Same pinch! I was tossed by a cow as well! My school bag saved me, else the damn horn would've made a hole in my back.

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@surrealattorney What are you upto these days?