phuck

ain't shit

[Mr. Goji  @Mr_goji54]

Ghidorah was so wrong for this 😭😭

[Mr. Chispa ™ @homero_magio]

No lloren por mi, ya estoy muerto…

[phuck @phatphuckie]

@whoisgrazie I think the hater co worker ate it tbh

[ᯓ★ @fvckmaj]

how long after sex is it ok to open fl studio?

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

"You're absolutely right, he was trying to kill you. Would you like me to look up some funeral homes in your area?"

[axel🇦🇽🇫🇴 @homopessimism]

normalize sex scenes in movies again! and normalize jacking off in the theater too

[chad @chasedbywasps]

as soon as I learned there were drinks that make you feel good I got involved with that

[kamau @poorteffy]

He lowkey hit that shit tho

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

Type of shit your bandmate is playing while you’re trying to explain something at practice

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

The bitches set me up.

[nita lobotomee @nitalobotomee]

it must be national bring all 8 of ur children to walmart and stand in the middle of the aisle day

[John Titor #137 @JohnTitor137]

When the end of the world finally comes, it’s going to be a lot faker and gayer than you ever imagined

[Joe Applebrook #saveyokaiwatch @joe_applebrook]

I signed up for an official Sonic promo text thing and now Rouge the Bat is sexting me

[deadbeat. (comfort opp) @pr0dxdeadbeat]

i do not wanna see drake (39) barking at some girl (23)

[Ash @Ash_Kay94]

#KamenRiderFaiz #kamenridertwt

[pawg$lave @cumclog]

Unc is actually short for rambunctious