Trey Hodson

Defender of Good Humor. Master of the Swinging Bunt. Self-proclaimed Swedish Underwear Model.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

TACOS DRINK A LOT BUT

[Trey Hodson @phatrey]

Let's give a one-game award. Don't worry about cumulative stats like OPS or RISP. Just be amazed right now.

Over/under 5 outfielders with better SLG and RBIs and BA at season's end? I'll take the over.

[Braves On FanDuel Sports Network @FanDuelSNBraves]

Ronald Acuña Jr.'s four plate appearances tonight:

▪️3-run home run
▪️Double
▪️Single
▪️Walk

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

Same.

[Jim Maxwell @1jcmaxwell]

I think its important especially in science, to measure everything in American Alligators.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

MrBeast Re-Blinds 1,000 People https://t.co/mTcLM9UWMQ

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

I’ll never understand why people buy dogs from breeders when growing your own is free and far more rewarding.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear,
you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

[NFL @NFL]

.@HailStateFB DB Emmanuel Forbes was just gliding with this 4.35u.

📺: #NFLCombine on @nflnetwork
📱: Stream on NFL+

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Trey Hodson @phatrey]

You had me at BBQ sauce

[Stubb's BBQ Sauce @stubbsbbqsauce]

Hear us out… BBQ sauce in a Bloody Mary

[Trey Hodson @phatrey]

@stubbsbbqsauce You had me at BBQ sauce

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

What the hell is a last ditch effort? Why didn't they try harder on a previous ditch and whatnot?

[Trey Hodson @phatrey]

Butts Up

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Settle a debate. What's this game called?

[Trey Hodson @phatrey]

@ivfshan ?

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Who else want these planetary chocolates from Japan

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I've been warned that much of my content is insufficiently trivial for many young people

I'd like to apologise from the bottom of several of my vital organs

I sincerely hope it may become more interesting as they grow older

However, a photo of my breakfast will be here shortly

[Joe Patrice @JosephPatrice]

As a child I was positive that private investigators would play a bigger role in my day-to-day existence.

[Trey Hodson @phatrey]

@bader_diedrich @CSLewisDaily If The Drew Carey Show or Office Space don't automatically get you in, then maybe it's not a place you'd want to be anyway.

[Trey Hodson @phatrey]

@ddsmidt You have a civil and moral obligation to move your car when the light turns green.