Patrick Wisking

[Patrick Wisking @phatwisking]

@aNorthernBrewer @ryanqnorth You should be grateful, Victor never flasks twice.

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What if I got one of them analog babies?

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Celebrating my 13th twitter anniversary with my 13th tweet! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Dirt poor? I wish, have you seen the price of topsoil?!

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That time of year again!

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@ryanqnorth @Vitamix

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@ryanqnorth Pizza Poppa always gets paste

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@ryanqnorth That honestly looks like it would deep fry up real good.

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@ryanqnorth From pizza partay to pizza pâté!

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@ryanqnorth But professor, WHAT IS A NEUTRINO??

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I was confused why the guy at the counter was shouting while I ordered soup. Then I realized I had accidentally gone to Pantera Bread.

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Good thing we legalized pot!

[Jorge Barrera @JorgeBarrera]

On an Ottawa downtown street corner.

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Really into this new viral Hebrew game, Dreidl.

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@momomoto @ryanqnorth @obrackenbury I like where he uses his casio keyboard to dub engine sounds for his fiero. Vintage 80s

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This blizzard turned out to be a bit of a blizzarnt.

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Listening to The Grinch song as an adult, it definitely sounds like the Grinch's ex wrote a breakup song.

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@ryanqnorth One count of being a bear, and one count of accessory to being a bear.

[Patrick Wisking @phatwisking]

Phew, for a few hours there I was unable to do my own research.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If you think Miss Frizzle didn't use that Magic School Bus to get real small and travel up people's buttholes, think again.

[Patrick Wisking @phatwisking]

@ryanqnorth You could easily filter anyone not savvy or committed enough to pay Russian hackers 5 dollars for some fake accounts (which is something). Kind of shocking we had landlines for nearly a century, which are basically alarms in your home that anyone can set off at any time.