andy

programmer & procrastinator. enjoyer of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff

[Somi Kenneth @somi_ken]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.

[andy @phaylowe]

@mal_morale @pianoballads It chooses everything if you don't specify exactly what you want. newer sites made with AI that the user doesn't specify a styles for will look like the image there

[andy @phaylowe]

@mal_morale @pianoballads @beefyfridgers this is AI generated. if you work with AI a lot it's very easy to tell

[Fidi Guy @GuyFidi]

Huge fuck you to whoever planned the weather this week

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

(making a minor social faux pas in front of a group of people who love me dearly and won’t remember this moment for more than 10 minutes) Hmm. Perhaps I should ruminate over this for the rest of my life

[Benjamin @bschne]

upon Doing The Thing, you will invariably find two things to be true:

1. Doing The Thing was pretty easy, actually
2. not having Done The Thing was bothering you more than you thought it was

[redcandlegames @redcandlegames]

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[𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲 ♱ @gravitydusty]

Moss

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

[One Happy Fellow @onehappyfellow]

bluesky has its moments ngl

[Lunar φ @LunarWave__]

If you look up the word “fuck” in public patents you can find a lot of people just giving up.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[andy @phaylowe]

@FAGTAMARI @boommiauow ah but aiden is THE hefab name

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[andy @phaylowe]

@keysmashbandit Me debugging why my framework's volume up key is making my volume go down in the middle of a zoom call

[keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit]

It's cool that on Linux you often get to solve little puzzles like "why is ctrl+c failing to copy like 10% of the time," and that it always happens during the work day

[Above average rat @ToHeckk]

Godspeed my child

[dane garrus, dweeb @dorkweeb]

There's a real epistemic divide between people who can clock common LLM-isms on sight, and people who never even consider that LLMs might be capable of writing in informal register