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[PRAISE @phazphaz1]

5 bedroom duplex, all ensuite with a b/q at Badore Ajah
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85 million

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Temstar 🌸 @AdebayoEsther_]

People are dying and losing their loved ones because of these bandits

I'll never find jokes about them funny.

[13. @islamfgs]

31 days without their family, no good food, water or shelter. tinubu, you’re not just a failure but satan himself.

[GBOLAHAN 🪬 @gbolaha_n9]

please reshare if this gets to your timeline 💔

[PRAISE @phazphaz1]

This northern region deserves their own country

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Kano State Begins Screening of 1,500 Couples Ahead of Mass Wedding, Sets Aside N1.5 Billion for 2026 Ceremony

[PRAISE @phazphaz1]

Watch him tilt towards BAT 🤣🤣

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

So now Kenneth Okonkwo has dumped Atiku.

He should be stable na. Haba!

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

Every Top perfume Influencer I know online ended up Falling Terribly Ill after a few years. I fear that constantly inhaling so many Strong Perfumed Chemicals messes up their system over time. My Fave The Cologne boy just survived a Brain Tumor. I might be wrong tho. 🧐😰

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

Affordable Education was taken away, replaced with Students’ Loan, and Students are celebrating.

A Wasted Education.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Insecurity always sounds like propaganda and fake news until you are a victim 😂

[PRAISE @phazphaz1]

What happens to the remaining 5%?
It should be 100% please

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

‘Ogun State will deliver 95% of votes for Tinubu in 2027’ — Gov Abiodun

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

MKO Abiola died for a mandate that was stolen.

We named a holiday after him.

The people who stole the mandate named the holiday.

Let that sit with you.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

PMS ₦1400, Kerosene ₦4k, Gas ₦2000, Cement ₦12k. inflation 19%, No Security, No Light, No Money.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

While I was at Sterling Bank HQ yesterday, I observed something that impressed me.

This solar car park powers the whole building.

This investment saves them billions of naira annually.

The future is actually solar energy.

[A.M TEMIDAYO @AnewNaija]

The average Nigerian politician sees Peter Obi as a direct threat to their source of livelihood. It unsettles them that a man who has conquered greed could step into the arena. Their greatest shock is discovering they cannot dig up dirt on him. That failure is a major blow to their playbook. Hence, the relentless campaign of calumny against him.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Which secondary school did you attend?

I’ll start:

Command Secondary School, Abakaliki.

Drop yours below and tell us one thing you’ll never forget about your school days.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Oil producing country is selling a kg of gas for 2,400 and a liter of fuel for 1400.

A very badly run country. nonsense

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Why does the President hardly ever address the nation despite the relentless insurgency, kidnappings, and insecurity that Nigerians face every day?

People are being killed. Children are being abducted. Communities are living in fear.

In many countries, leaders speak directly to their citizens during moments of crisis to reassure them, explain actions being taken, and show that they understand the pain of the people.

The silence is becoming as disturbing as the insecurity itself.

Are Nigerians not human beings?

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

To fight Tinubu, we must first fight INEC.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

We have a president, 36 governors, 109 senators and 360 reps.

But we don't have a government.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Because e never reach your turn you think say everywhere good, you no wan speak out. No worry