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he/him/alpha. Worlds weakest bladder. Bagel FC fan.

[Billie @Billie_T]

‘Nobody wants to see this’- Rio Ferdinand describing scenes that literally everyone wants to see

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@JackGabriel_ GO ON PADDY POWER SEND ME TO GERMANY

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2018 World Cup v Colombia 🇨🇴

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Thousands have battled it out for a seat on the plane to Germany - AND YOU COULD JOIN THEM!
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@ClothingDealsGB @SneakerDealsGB @RundleDanny

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@DavidSRudolf Justice will be served 🦉

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

José Mourinho: Football Heritage.

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@c0nzo_

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@RundleDanny @Babablueh @JackGabriel_ @DaveSonofDicky @aka_freddy Aren’t you still crying over Arsenal you fat nosed cuck

[p @phead1997]

Finally, some good news!

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

JUST IN: The United Nations says that 🇨🇴 Colombia last year set record-high production levels of cocaine

[p @phead1997]

Ffs @JackGabriel_ don’t think you’ll be invited back mate

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

#mufc have apologised after inviting a convicted paedophile to an Old Trafford fixture last year

https://t.co/X0IwN7zLK5

[p @phead1997]

@RundleDanny @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @c0nzo_ You’re still a fat pedo & you’ve got 5 hours left

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@classicshirts @c0nzo_

[Classic Football Shirts @classicshirts]

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[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Londoners! Northerners! Let us cease fighting each other, and focus on our common enemy: the Cornish.

[p @phead1997]

@RundleDanny @50cent Check WhatsApp shag

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The French are the champions league Madrid of rioting

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@RundleDanny @JackGabriel_ @50cent yep yep yep

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The entire country looks fucking mental today fair play

[p @phead1997]

Haalands shagging partey around that pitch against his will, ironic really.