the phoebster

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

Fine art

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

@WashedMegapeng As most lesbiany things are

[henry joce @henry_joce]

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

Adulthood isn’t so bad. Like yeah I had to wake up at 4 am for my job that doesn’t pay rent, but I used cool whip as coffee creamer.

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

@_Kelvin_wise_ @TsFatBrat420 @Ashliinmbr1 @Ooooouuuweee @smooke__ My bodily autonomy should not be a crime. If you had a uterus I might give a single fuck about your opinion on what I should do with mine.

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

Hi yes hello I’ve abandoned Twitter but today I adopted a perfect baby kitten and I just found out she has the same estimated birthday as my other cat 🥺 I feel like this was so meant to be, she chose us immediately and I can’t wait to get her home with us 😭💞

[Lisa Heidhoff 🌻 @LHeidhoff]

‘Please,’ she begged, ‘I don’t want this.’
‘You must. The child is destined for greatness.’
‘And what of me? What of my greatness?’
There was no reply.

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

@_adorerene @hannah_bbanana_ @unknowntrin I mean you can wax ur own pussy at home but it ain’t gonna be easy or fun..waxing DOES NOT equal shaving they’re very different ways to remove hair and both can cause infection and If it isn’t done right! Don’t wax at home unless u know what ur doin!! Also shaving sucks hehe ow

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

@roxiqt Throwback to when I lived a few hours away from my bf for two months and one time he fell asleep right after work before texting me he made it home safe and I had a cute lil panic attack and made my father drive by his house to make sure his car was there and that he was safe 🙃

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

@CL_Smooth1ands2 @RealLostBoyJim @matronedea @soddy1017 @Freedomfirst51 @dontAtttttMe Yeah bruh…. Because of a PANDEMIC 🤣 this wasn’t for no reason at first but people have started benefiting from it and don’t want to go back to negative work environments when they can do their job just fine from home

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

Three days of police trying to find a way of saying "it didn't seem worth it to us, at that moment, to try to stop the man with the gun in the school" that aligns with their brand/self-concept as a class of heroic protectors that exists above the rest of us. Good luck guys.

[sxwexwiya @ShovelRemi]

The only traditional plant knowledge I’ll ever give outside my people is that red willow will cause abortions. We used it precontact for that purpose and I know for a fact it works cuz my friend came to me as a teen when she needed one. Would be terrible if everyone knew that.

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

@Gronold3 @LeahCristine1 @SATWM @MaxCReynolds @EJcologirl @peteofaustralia @RevPap There are a many options for women, BUT they come with sometimes horrific side effects. I don’t want kids, I can’t get my tubes tied because drs want me to be married w my husbands approval. So now I live with constant nausea and have to work twice as hard to stay healthy.

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

@cecegray1624 I tell myself i have to stay in the house now it’s so clean! Better have someone bring me a $50 chicken Sammie!

[Shyla @simplyshyla_]

I’m so grateful I didn’t end up with what I thought I wanted..

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

This

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

high school musical 2 came out in 2007 and breaking bad came out in 2008 and they are both set in albuquerque new mexico. which means canonically troy bolton and jesse pinkman could’ve been in school together

[the phoebster @pheebs46290]

I was all I’m gonna sleep and my brain was all ooooo dream about ur bf cheating on u w ur sister!! That’ll be fun!!!