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Speak and Spell

from hell

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@HotDogCommunity (HDA)

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I sure love how every noun in every Star Trek wiki is now the name of an episode of shitty nuStar Trek episde, when they used to be called things like "Measure of a Man", "In the Pale Moonlight", etc. gotta cram in those refs!

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I just sneezed while carrying a full cup of coffee, and now I'm bummed because I know that's going to be the most exciting part of my day.

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@NomadLlama @jasoncitron @packyM @mariogabriele @discord More like RIPcord, dooohoo!

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Isn't that just an old Myth

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Dear #elmonterey, please just stop making food

Sincerely,
Every food related sense I have

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the lower half of the 90s

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I had an email in one of our work inboxes from LinkedIn, it simply said "Dick, you're getting noticed!"

gave me a burst of confidence for a second

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Correction: is there a service where I can be hired to walk past peoples offices in a gimp suit while they’re on a zoom meeting

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Is there a service where I can hire someone in a gimp suit to walk past my door while in a Zoom meeting

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@glassbottommeg Pretty sure I felt that way with all the Tempest 2000 releases, 20 friggen years ago.

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(im bringing twitto back) hash twitto

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sup twittos

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@40ozGorilla gimme a hard copy

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@40ozGorilla the jon parts of a mirror

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@40ozGorilla https://t.co/VfaI78Hs4k

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I love living in this nerdy future where I can wish Shia LeBouf was given Star Wars instead of some accomplished, critically acclaimed director who everyone kinda "heh"'s about in common conversation

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If I was delivering subpoenas to Michael Pena I'd show up with it in my hand and I'd be like "Sup, Pena" and he'd be like "what- ohhhh, good one, hey what the f-" but I'd already be GONE

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Don’t need Disney plus if the neighbor lady keeps yelling “WHO SHIT ON THE PORCH”