Grace Phelps

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

*doesn’t study for test* *gets a 55 on said test* Me:

[Brenna @heyitsbrennaaa]

Well, I found this picture of myself and cackled. Caption it 😂

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

Not @mattea_96 just roaming a random school’s greenhouse on FT with me

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

“I have lucky charms in my purse. Does a 30 year old do that?!” -@mattea_96

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

“Ms. Wyatt how do you stay so calm??” @mattea_96 — “I couldn’t just tell him ‘antidepressants’!”

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

Let me return to my redneck roots -@mattea_96

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

@m0rganl0nd0n Literally I’m trying to figure out whether i wanna look like a jerk who refuses to wear a mask or a jerk who refuses to get vaccinated 🥴

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

*tells my roommate there is a large and loud dog right outside my window barking*
“Bark back” -@mattea_96

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

@mattea_96 I’m telling you these West Wind spiders have tattoos and facial hair

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

@mattea_96 😂Because I don’t want a bug-eyed water creature as a decorative piece in my place of residence. You can’t even form a bond with a fish?!? So it literally sits there and costs $ for what???

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

anyone: happy nye

my brain: happy new york ecity

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

@LoyolaTrue @axcomrade Yeah so nurses actually don’t choose who’s on a vent and who isn’t. Maybe they were dancing to keep from a mental breakdown in a supply room? And it’s pretty infuriating to see people die all day no matter what you do, then leave work to see people protesting all safety measures.

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

*mom yanks a random little wire out of the printer (that has never printed wirelessly as it was supposed to)* Emma: maybe it’ll connect wirelessly now!

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

@mattea_96 It’s not even been a week and we don’t know what to do with ourselves😂😅

[Ami🧚🏾‍♀️ @__atanima]

Y’all have a SSN , birth certificate, smart phone (biometric access), laptop (any form of virtual footprint)...but the tracking device is in the vaccines, righhhtt

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

@mattea_96 The 12 plants sitting in the corner watching you cry to the third movie with the same basic plot: 👁👄👁

[Chloé @ChloeStillwell]

My toxic trait is thinking I need a caffineted drink every time I leave my house

[Grace Phelps @phelps_grace]

@mattea_96 I love Marcus and Roch🥺🥺🥺