Phemale

Mom of 2 👩🏽 👦🏼,Wife to @neojima,Telco Geek☎️ 🏳️‍🌈 pronouns: She/her/hers

[Phemale @phemale]

@noIPv6 @neojima Pickup lines like those are a sure way to be forever alone!

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@tmuxvim @neojima I’m so glad you got them!! I’m so sorry it took so long for me to print out a damn label!! That was all my fail. 🤣

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I much prefer my ER Dr.‘s to be funny then grumpy. Here I am 9 stitches and another broken bone later. #medicallyinteresting

[Emily Weaver @EmilyEWeaver]

I am not an activist. I have a small Twitter following. But I’m a mom of a gay teen and I accidentally got involved in a situation. If you can see this and want to retweet me I’d appreciate it.

[Phemale @phemale]

I don’t even like football but this is brilliant marketing!

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Big shout out to @animalcrossing for holding it down while we wait for football season. #animalcrossingnewhorizons #acnh #animalcrossing

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Stole some of the stickers that @neojima got in the mail along with my bday stickers. :)

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@UtahDPS @AMBERAlert Sure would be nice if you put that info in the loud phone messages that get sent out in the middle of the night instead of leaving us wondering if it’s a false alarm or not. Not a pleasant wake up call. Not the first... or second time I have gotten blank ones.

[Phemale @phemale]

@spangborn Poor pup!! Mine were in bed with me when it happened. They won’t leave my side now. I have some interesting videos too. Our chandelier was shaking like crazy. I have some funny video of @neojima reacting to the quake, but I’ll be nice and not post it 😂

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@marvthegrate @DYLNWIGN @WhereWasMarv @Pips801 @dc801 I need one to go on my laptop next to the Marv was here sticker ;)

[Hacker Jeopardy @HackerJeopardy]

OFFICIAL HACKER JEOPARDY COVID-19 UPDATE!!!!!!!!1!

IT TAKES APPROXIMATELY 2 SECONDS TO SCREAM “DON’T FUCK IT UP”

WE AT HJ RECOMMEND SCREAMING #DFIU 10x DURING HAND WASHING WHILE STARING INTO THE MIRROR LIKE IT IS @LINTILE’S FACE

PLZ REPLY WITH VIDEOS AND RT FOR SAFETY!

#DFIU

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@Qlaras :(

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@MurrayIsBetter Other than the beautiful Monastery that my father practiced at and helped build before he died, I totally agree.

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@Rhianim8or I have taken some crazy odd things through before. Might be hard to beat! 😂

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@thedawgyg @FBI @Hacker0x01 @Bugcrowd @synack I remember being crazy worried about you and getting updates from your family. You have come along way! I’m proud of you dude!

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@Qlaras Mom isn’t working that day! :( I wanted her to glitter your beard all up ;)

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@uncl3dumby Sorry dude! Remember lots of us hackers have social anxiety and it doesn’t always present itself well. :( SLC misses you.

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@jbernie @BundyB Is it on the roof? I’m sure that makes a difference.

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@msbutah Fabulous! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈😂

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@Niki7a @real_JakeA @neojima @bertjwregeer @snipeyhead I love that you actually ordered it! Enough to get me to actually sign on to Twitter- that takes an act of god... or boobs.

[Phemale @phemale]

@TheKalenAllen @TheKalenAllen these things will save you sugar! https://t.co/UTBdXQeCVC