P h e n i x

Je pleure de rire

[P h e n i x @phenixperson]

They prefer to be called "Little pickles"

[Jose @Jose90491864]

type of dude you see through the crack of the public bathroom stall while you're looking for an empty one

[P h e n i x @phenixperson]

Bald Costanza with a beard is literally just my dad’s side of the family

[Erik @e_cdalton]

I made this to mock the modern “bald plus beard” look, but god damnit if Costanza doesn’t look great here

[dunn's blue toy car @v4mp1r3bit3]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Viva La Bam

[地蔵 @boketezizou]

このサングラスで誰を思い浮かべるかで、世代がバレます

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[It’s Keaton! @EvilKeaton]

We should immortalize Johnny Knoxville into the American Folkore Canon. He should be a trickster that roamed the country and pranking those who did wrong.

[Jude☣︎🆒 @LavenderRex7705]

The blocking in the early seasons of Red vs. Blue

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

The Hulk clapping Spider-Man from behind is gonna be insane

[𝑲𝒖𝒓𝒐 ⊹♡ @gothkuro]

@grovymango thought this was about mojo jojo

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

Jean Ralphio

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Oh man. Artemis II accidentally hit a giant trampoline and now it's headed right back into space. Not good. Not good at all.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

They should add proximity chat to traffic