Phil

[Phil @phil49north]

@MeetStellaGrey Where can I book this service?

[Phil @phil49north]

@L_blair_ Sorry, it was a joke. In math i is not a real number, it is imaginary.

[Phil @phil49north]

@L_blair_ i is very disappointed

[Phil @phil49north]

@ElsiDawson I’m sure your ASSistance will be greatly appreciated

[Phil @phil49north]

@AlixUndefeated Free? A Vancouver landlord could get $1800/month for that space.

[Phil @phil49north]

@goaskalexonline Where do pirates get their hooks?

At the second hand store

[Phil @phil49north]

@RayHarridan BSG and The X-Files

[Phil @phil49north]

@AlixUndefeated ONLY 30 mins late and not cancelled, that’s like winning the lotto!

[Phil @phil49north]

Is Twitter dead yet?

[Phil @phil49north]

@stayathomedomme Wow

[Phil @phil49north]

@goaskalexonline Congratulations 🎉

[Phil @phil49north]

@DarlaDeVeaux I see you

[Phil @phil49north]

@goaskalexonline Renew my subscription to your OF

[Phil @phil49north]

@goaskalexonline I lick my finger, touch my shirt and then yours, then say “How about we get out of these wet clothes?”

[Phil @phil49north]

@paisleyoaks QED by Richard Feynman

[Phil @phil49north]

@MissMaple_YVR Luigi’s Mansion 3

[Phil @phil49north]

Today is one of those days where I think “is this really the rest of my life”

[Phil @phil49north]

@JosieSparksYVR 🖖

[Phil @phil49north]

Why did the Air Force shoot down the balloon? Wasn’t it high enough for the space force to intervene?

[Phil @phil49north]

Back in my day sex worker inflation had an entirely different meaning