Phillip Spencer

[Phillip Spencer @phil__24]

If we hold hands together, we can bring back the USA! ☺️ https://t.co/ysLG6mRZG1

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

PCA is the first Cubs player with back-to-back 20/20 seasons since Sammy Sosa (1993-1995).

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

Officially concluding my 24 hour soccer fan phase

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

This pancake company in Illinois is getting canceled by leftists because they celebrated America’s 250th

Definitely support Judy’s Family Cafe if you can!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

USA-USA-USA 🦅

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

America: wins world wars, invents electricity and freedom, turns 250

Great Britain: here’s an old piece of shit with no A/C and room temperature beer

[Jum @JesterJum]

Yall be careful on the roads this 4th of July weekend.

Men will be drinking excessively and letting their wives drive them home.

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

ITS A BAD DAY TO BE A COLD BEER, A HOT DOG, OR ENGLAND.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA 🦅🇺🇸

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

To find a hidden tumour, they inject you with radioactive sugar and photograph where it goes.

It works, reliably, because the cancer drinks that glucose so greedily it flares up on the scan like a bonfire while the healthy tissue around it sits dark. The entire technology rests on one fact nobody says out loud in the room: the tumour runs on sugar, and it will outbid the rest of your body for every last gram of it.

We have known about this appetite for the better part of a century. We built a vast imaging industry on the back of it. We use it today, in every major hospital, to hunt the disease down.

Then, having located the cancer by following the sugar, they bring round the lunch trolley. White toast. Tinned fruit in syrup. A carton of juice, a biscuit, and a leaflet recommending plenty of wholesome carbohydrates to keep your strength up.

We spend a fortune using sugar to find the thing.

Then we sit the patient down and feed it.

Read that twice.

[Marc Lobliner - IFBB Pro @MarcLobliner]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

If this guy has an x account, tag him!

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

bets still on the table America, yet.

[Duke Gomez @DukeGomez7]

Let’s go!

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

PlayStation's social media manager showing up for work today:

[☆web☆ @webw3aver]

even got IGN pissed off lmao

[ClankStarr 🇦🇲 @ClankStarr]

Fuck that. Keep the pressure on. We're getting this reversed, otherwise it's #DestroyPlayStation forever.

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

I need a Chicago tavern style pizza, 45 degree weather and a Bears game on Sunday night football IMMEDIATELY.

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Last 13 games:
Dansby Swanson
9 HR, 29 RBI
Yankees
14 HR, 33 RBI

[SpawnYaard 🎮 @SpawnYaardReply]

I'm moving over to Xbox.

If Xbox somehow manages to keep physical discs in 2028 & onwards, I'll make Xbox my primary.

Once in a lifetime opportunity for Xbox to gain some of the PlayStation user base.

[Deez Games 🎮 @_Deez_Games]

Internet down? Fuck you
Server issues? Fuck you
Finished a game and want to sell or trade it in? Fuck you
You will own nothing
We will keep raising game prices
We will raise PS Plus prices

PlayStation - Play Has Limits, and fuck you.