Phil Norris

Bon viveur, writer, lover of maps

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

the danger with wearing silly joke costumes like this is that one day there will be a 'boy who cried wolf' situation

[Phil Norris @phil_____norris]

Check out @Carolinesgoneto's first foray into the world of Medium. Never mind "medium" - I'd say this is XXL ("Xtra Xtra Lol")!! 5 Self-Care Tips for Lockdown you Haven’t Heard Yet (No Sourdough Starters) https://t.co/q8ZySNlRxx

[Phil Norris @phil_____norris]

For once, I've written about something you can actually visit (although obvs you can't visit it this year). Still, lots of time to plan for 2021! https://t.co/SpKSBa5vFz

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Seven months after our last blog. Six months after I started writing this one. We're back, bitches. https://t.co/Mri7HMv7bn

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@Carolinesgoneto No fried cheese??? What kind of Balkan restaurant is this???

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Are these places beautiful? ABSOLUTELY! Can you visit any of them? ABSOLUTELY NOT! https://t.co/0hqvMQq1zy

[Phil Norris @phil_____norris]

.@Carolinesgoneto and I co-wrote this article for @SeekerTravel about how we both love Bangkok, but for different reasons. One of us loves the nightlife; one of us loves the amulet markets, Buddhist temples and old colonial houses. GUESS WHICH IS WHICH?! https://t.co/RP8AhKOEhm

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Continuing my theme of uplifting, life-affirming content for @MatadorNetwork, my latest article is on death: https://t.co/ZaV3QC44jb

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@veritystockdale At 3pm? You are too much

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Going to Athens? Into history, but think the Acropolis is totally "played out"? Then boy, have I got an article for you! https://t.co/LPDOA6B3bi

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@JamieSmithSport I think you’re ignoring the “possible salary increases and bonuses” 💰💰💰

[Phil Norris @phil_____norris]

@Matt_Delooze @thestyleryder Who’s the girl? Or are Jessie and Walt the romantic leads

[Phil Norris @phil_____norris]

@Matt_Delooze @thestyleryder I honestly don’t remember that at all but it sounds sick

[Phil Norris @phil_____norris]

Fresh content from @Carolinesgoneto on the Greek island of Ikaria, a place as rich in culture, history and remarkable scenery as it is poor in conveniently located shops https://t.co/8ZhkrrFy1u

[Phil Norris @phil_____norris]

I wrote this. To explain the headline: the temples aren’t necessarily BESIDE (I.e. next to) Angkor Wat; I’m saying these are the temples you should visit BESIDES Angkor Wat. Some of them ARE also “beside” Angkor Wat though https://t.co/DWmA9Ze3XF

[Phil Norris @phil_____norris]

I wrote this about Syros, easily the best Cycladic(?) island we visited. It contains a Shyamalan-esque plot twist, in which I start writing about Santorini, but then I’m like nah this article is really about Syros SIIIIIIIKE https://t.co/s2OcMF8KDV

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

when your head says "watch a tennis match," but your heart says "sell springfield a monorail."

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@thestyleryder Your trash talk is “Spainfully” bad ha ha ha

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@thestyleryder Did you used to live in Spain? Not clear from this tweet

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@thestyleryder We Stan A Clapback Queen