Phil

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

@Hermesparcels what's the point in paying for insurance on a parcel to find it near on impossible to make a claim? I'd look into redesigning your website

[Keith Lemon @lemontwittor]

How do! Tonight I'm gonna tweet a link for a sneak peak of a sketch from Me sketch show. He's the trail http://t.co/1AAvhPwU0Y

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

@Sheridansmith1 shhhhhh

[BBC Strictly ✨ @bbcstrictly]

Who do think the Judges should save? Retweet for Scott and Joanne. Favourite for Alison and Aljaz #scd

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

#santapod

[Everything Electric @Everyth1ngElec]

Two highly sophisticated and mature gentlemen

[Richard Heeley @richardheeley]

Just in case anyone fancies a slice of American nostalgia. @Wheeler_Dealers @mikebrewer @TheEddChina @thepaulbrackley

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

#RIPPaulWalker will never be forgotten!!!! RIP PAUL

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

@GasMonkeyGarage when's it on in the uk?

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

I just connected with friends on #BBM. Follow the link to add my PIN: 7bd8f273 http://t.co/pprNajjwop

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

Don't take people for granted. No matter how much they love you, people get tired eventually.

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

@misred make's a little more sense now ;) lol enjoy your holiday :D

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

@misred bore off???

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I've has a massive but polite bollocking from the Japanese traffic rozzers. #Crikeyu

[max beesley @maxbeesley7]

Peter Capaldi. Lovely man. He will be great as doctor who !!!

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Roses are red, Twitter is blue... You look bangable, so I'll follow you.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

@iamwill noooooo get a charger ;)

[Phil @phil_h_1973]

@iamwill shouldn't have let matt go ;)