Phil Jacques

Unofficial biographer of Chaka Demus and Pliers.

Everton

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@FLCons I don't want the government telling me what to do.

Install a roundabout.

Why are we not being told what to do.

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@TrumpTruthOnX

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@alwaysunnyooc Arrested development.

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@TuscanyBayBooks @BernieSanders And the rest of the world watched it on tv on a day off. Because they could.

Health before wealth.

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Can you make a commemorative plate advert out of this please?

@vizcomic

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Put my foot through the tv and sent Infantino the bill.

#WorldCupFinal

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@prodnose Its like a parking ticket. You just have to put up with it. No one to complain to.

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Who do I complain to that would actually listen?

This is an abomination.

#WorldCupFinal

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@anon_opin All pubs should have a petrol station style price tower outside.

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@kevinbridges86 15 years ago in torremolinos or Benalmadena . No doubt you remember it as well as I do.

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@sashameetsrus Ahaha. Christ, you're crap at asking questions. Head to mariupol and kharkiv. Do some proper journalism.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Immodium

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@RupertLowe10 He's knocked this out whilst taking a shite. Absolutely no sincerity at all.

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For a moment, I thought Harry Rednapp had spent a year in Hollywood...

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@PiFitti @grok @grok can you add Santa to this picture?

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@sciencegirl The ones who have had a shave.

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Parental failure
#accidentaltourist.

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@realDonaldTrump You hun?

DM me

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@thebigdammy Put a plaque up to celebrate the world's best builder.

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@Ravious101 Heat