Phil Schallberger

2014 Vulture "comic to avoid". I was born in Missouri. At the age of 48, I found God. Please send lonely singles in your area.

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

philschall on bluesky. I'm out of here.

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

https://t.co/wRZwx81ZeN

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

@Selftoken It's being reworked! Thanks for the kind words!

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

I could never figure out what to do with this website.

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

Finally finished my Quibi submission packet. Wish me luck!

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

I brought clamato jugs
You brought your wife
I've been feelin' I should move on with my life

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

The milk is bad
But the lovin' is good
This sex brunch isn't smellin' how it should

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

@shanetorres Miss you too, king.

[Cartesian Caramel @Cartesian_C]

Pasta Mimic #b3d #geometrynodes

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

@GailSimone

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@zak_toscani Asp

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

@anne_zander and I are putting out a duo show in Portland in December! Come check it out!

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

@WilberWithAnE My mom said no

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

@WilberWithAnE I'm going to ask my mom if I can watch it at your place!

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

Please. Just once.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Barbara Broccoli says they will start the search for a new actor for James Bond next year.

(via: Deadline)

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

@TheOnion Solid article, but maybe do a re-write on this one line? It hasn't aged well.

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

@ktnuggin

[Phil Schallberger @phil_schall]

Still upset that Chinese rocket didn't Donnie Darko me.