Philip White-Jones

TKI at Virgin Atlantic. Organist at Lancing College. Occasional views of my own but mostly retweeting silly things.

[Philip White-Jones @phil_wj]

Hydration Break

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[Being Scottish @BeingScots]

The Tartan Army have been posing for photos outside this Boston bevvy shop 😆💩

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@lebaudy_elaine @omgsidewalks To be fair that does sound lovely.

[Scott Bateman MBE @scottiebateman]

A few issues, the reclined seat will block the evacuation of those behind you as their space will be restricted. This space restriction may also cause injury to the traveller behind if there’s an abrupt stop (they’d get thrown forward and strike the reclined chair/person in it). Lastly, in the event of a more serious incident the chair design is such that it gives most strength in the upright position, up to 16G deceleration. It’s a certification thing.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

There now follows a party political broadcast by the Count Binface Party. And tbh it’s a banger. #Makerfield #VotingForBinface

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@pipterino @SarahDuggers Can you sum it up in a word?

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A lot of people are talking about this.

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What happened?

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

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@soigomaa

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@gem_ste

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@supertanskiii Stand down Luke Littler. Your time is done.

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@RevivedThoughts I’d have a lot of fancy tarmac to report if so.

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@OfSelina @Nigel_Farage Why has none of these twats got a job to be at?

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

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@LawIsAnAsss Are they entitled to punctuation though?

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@CrimeLdn First Officer needs to be well out of there. One punch to him and that’s the whole flight not going anywhere.

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@NoContextBrits Listen nobhead