Phil Bowman

[Phil Bowman @philbowman62]

@Virgin_TrainsEC 1800 from Kings Cross to Edinburgh, coach E has no air con. Please reset & send water... #Sweating #42240

[Phil Bowman @philbowman62]

@dannyheywood33 https://t.co/1mliWBXQAr

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Any money owed to Martinez, give them Niasse and say, "there you go, plus you still owe us 3 mil." ;) https://t.co/R3inWGOwMq

[Phil Bowman @philbowman62]

@roguez9 you forgot to mention the horses too mate 💷💷💷

[Phil Bowman @philbowman62]

@united_george I'm up for it

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Teams to beat Mourinho's Chelsea at home:

Barcelona
Basel
Sunderland
Atlético Madrid

And...

Bradford City

Watch: http://t.co/20q9Cb7cVv

[Phil Bowman @philbowman62]

@carlfogarty I once saw a Japanese tour group give a monkey a can of Pepsi & he drank it #Priceless Head to Maya Bay for 'The Beach'

[John Earls @EarlsJohn]

Sad news: the Deborah who inspired Disco 2000 has died. http://t.co/vEKtIvUh3Z”

[Huw Davies @thehuwdavies]

Was Baines really playing behind the striker against Newcastle, as BBC's graphic suggested? That seems kind of...mental

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Congratulations to @ThierryHenry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance.

[RIDICULOUSNESS @Ridiculousne55]

Expect the unexpected https://t.co/zpCHeZngL3

[Funny Football @FunnyFootbalI]

"Thibaut Courtois gave me in a night what De Bruyne couldn't in 3 years" - Kevin De Bruyne's ex-girlfriend. http://t.co/AzCJEzsPfF

[Jason Robinson @Jason15Robinson]

Wow, can't believe it's 11 years since we won the World Cup!! #Memories @EnglandRugby

[Julian Ryder @MotoGPJules]

Here's a serious gif of the path of the Rosetta satellite http://t.co/US8vERIh9K

[Bennetts @bennetts_bike]

These 2 brothers have 5 World Championships between them. One is 18 years old, the other is 21... #incredible

[Matt Roberts @matt77roberts]

Sure Donington has its issues with facilities, parking & muddy feet but give me Glastonbury over Wembley Arena any day 😊☔️

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

"@JonathanDunn12: did you come close to joining Everton?"> Yes! Spoke to Joe. Everton were a pleasure to deal with. Professional, courteous

[Phil Bowman @philbowman62]

@dannyheywood33 friggin praying mate ;)

[Phil Bowman @philbowman62]

@dannyheywood33 lukaku???