Phil Eby

[Phil Eby @phileby]

I realized how Canadian I am when I sneezed in my car by myself and said 'bless you' out load to myself

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Love a good Yo Momma joke!

[Phil Eby @phileby]

@madbullmike @OHLRangers They are no Rathro Rebels but they are ok to watch I guess

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"It's alll in the hips"

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Send help.

[Complex @Complex]

I hate the Internet 😭 https://t.co/n1Qm0EcRJv

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This is basically my dog

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@jbrines3 Brava, the beer of 2010 summa!

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Hey, I tried.

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@TimHortons ok so if I go through the drive thru and buy 1 large coffee and pay cash it's 2$. If I buy 2 large coffee and pay cash it's 4.05$. it I had forced the lady at the window do 2 transactions I would have paid 4$, got 2 reward points and held up the line..

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When you run into @jordanbpeterson at the airport and it makes your day!

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Was it a memory dump 🤔

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@jbrines3 You say that like making that choice was easy?? #drama

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@madbullmike @AngieHallman You get enough for the whole team tho??

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@Things4WhitePpl stating that there friendship is in fact older than Facebook memories says

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RT if this is you

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Emo Peter Parker in spiderman 3 may be the worst thing to ever be filmed