phil eglinton

jesus wept

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating.
this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

May the grotesque mockery of beauty that is the great British slag never perish from the earth.

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

"Ugh, only humans wage war on each other"
~Some 14 year old

"Let the seas boil! Let the stars fall!"
~Tortoise after his leaf is eaten by another tortoise over a century ago

[fossymossy @fossymossy1]

imagine being named Dumbass Wagecuck

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[Gavin @PrimaryCinema]

Dont mind me, just setting my Now TV avatar to Hermann Göring my favourite character from Nuremberg

[洛兰 @justacoverband]

Next time on Mad Men...

DON: And what did he say?

(Knocking on a door)
PEGGY: Come in

ROGER(pouring drink) : And?

JOAN (typing)

(One frame of Pete Campbell drenched in blood that isn't in the episode and never referenced again)

BERT COOPER: The Japanese have a saying,

[Skoog @Skoog]

it’s rare to see an all-timer happen in real time but this is one of those

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

Militarily it’s been one of the best Easters

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

E.T. maxxing in the back of the cop car after flipping an SUV has to rule so hard

[wife supremacist @thefurlinator]

god this rocked man

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Me in front of the panel of ten year olds after my Kids Court-appointed translator makes it clear my defence isn’t going down well

[re: emma @evemmore]

they’re going to be recasting dumbledore like Bobby in mad men

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

This is so much better than that bullshit phrase ‘Irish goodbye’ and I shall be utilising it henceforth

[madoka magicock @rifflexielian]

If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.